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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.
    5. Worry about Santa Claus's need for Preparation H.
    6. Wait on a long line with a lot of items only to find that you don't have your wallet.
    7. Buy all your gifts at the 99 cent store.

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping

    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.
    5. Worry about Santa Claus's need for Preparation H.
    6. Wait on a long line with a lot of items only to find that you don't have your wallet.
    7. Buy all your gifts at the 99 cent store.
    8. Buy the same gift for everyone you know.
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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping

    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.
    5. Worry about Santa Claus's need for Preparation H.
    6. Wait on a long line with a lot of items only to find that you don't have your wallet.
    7. Buy all your gifts at the 99 cent store.
    8. Buy the same gift for everyone you know.
    9. Buy tons of chicken for all of your chicken loving uncles, only to find out that it's actually tuna (here's looking at you, Jessica Simpson.)

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping

    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.
    5. Worry about Santa Claus's need for Preparation H.
    6. Wait on a long line with a lot of items only to find that you don't have your wallet.
    7. Buy all your gifts at the 99 cent store.
    8. Buy the same gift for everyone you know.
    9. Buy tons of chicken for all of your chicken loving uncles, only to find out that it's actually tuna (here's looking at you, Jessica Simpson.)
    10. Fart in a box and call it a gift.

    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. When all your Buffy fanatical relatives suddenly all start chanting 'There are no friends... only the pumpkin pie' (I think only me and Mdrio will get that)

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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.

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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.
    3. The pumpkins are rotting on people's front steps....
    "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndemere
    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.
    3. The pumpkins are rotting on people's front steps....
    4. Christmas trees.

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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.
    3. The pumpkins are rotting on people's front steps....
    4. Christmas trees.
    5. You are drunk and someone of the same gender kisses you..... and you hope you just stepped under mistletoe.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Ten signs you know Thanksgiving is over.
    1. You can't stand the sight of your family.... with or without drumsticks in their hands.
    2. You put away the good silver and china.
    3. The pumpkins are rotting on people's front steps....
    4. Christmas trees.
    5. You are drunk and someone of the same gender kisses you..... and you hope you just stepped under mistletoe.
    6. When all your Buffy fanatical relatives suddenly all start chanting 'There are no friends.... only pumpkin pie.' (boredouttamind's got left off earlier)
    7. The football bowl games begin.
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