10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
3. steal stuff.
4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.
5. Worry about Santa Claus's need for Preparation H.
6. Wait on a long line with a lot of items only to find that you don't have your wallet.
7. Buy all your gifts at the 99 cent store.