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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    3. Open everyone's gifts and complain about all the cheapskates.
    4. Give mass amounts of boiled tofu to everyone as their only meal (sorry all tofu lovers, but can't stand it without seasoning)
    5. Expect EVERYBODY to think that KidStuff is widely valued ( and I REALLY like kids!)
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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    3. Open everyone's gifts and complain about all the cheapskates.
    4. Give mass amounts of boiled tofu to everyone as their only meal (sorry all tofu lovers, but can't stand it without seasoning)
    5. Expect EVERYBODY to think that KidStuff is widely valued ( and I REALLY like kids!)
    6. Say "This present better beat last years, a wallet? What the hell were you thinking?"

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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    3. Open everyone's gifts and complain about all the cheapskates.
    4. Give mass amounts of boiled tofu to everyone as their only meal (sorry all tofu lovers, but can't stand it without seasoning)
    5. Expect EVERYBODY to think that KidStuff is widely valued ( and I REALLY like kids!)
    6. Say "This present better beat last years, a wallet? What the hell were you thinking?"
    7. Say, "Grandma? Well this is a surprise. I thought you were dead."
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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    3. Open everyone's gifts and complain about all the cheapskates.
    4. Give mass amounts of boiled tofu to everyone as their only meal (sorry all tofu lovers, but can't stand it without seasoning)
    5. Expect EVERYBODY to think that KidStuff is widely valued ( and I REALLY like kids!)
    6. Say "This present better beat last years, a wallet? What the hell were you thinking?"
    7. Say, "Grandma? Well this is a surprise. I thought you were dead."
    8. Save shopping time by recycling the gifts you got last year.
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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    3. Open everyone's gifts and complain about all the cheapskates.
    4. Give mass amounts of boiled tofu to everyone as their only meal (sorry all tofu lovers, but can't stand it without seasoning)
    5. Expect EVERYBODY to think that KidStuff is widely valued ( and I REALLY like kids!)
    6. Say "This present better beat last years, a wallet? What the hell were you thinking?"
    7. Say, "Grandma? Well this is a surprise. I thought you were dead."
    8. Save shopping time by recycling the gifts you got last year.
    9. Have a karaoke session of christmas carols
    10. Say, "I need the receipt to return this right? I don't suppose you kept it?"

    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.
    5. Worry about Santa Claus's need for Preparation H.
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    10 things you shouldn't do when you go christmas shopping
    1. Do a war-cry (complete with chest-thumping) and launch yourself into the bargain bin
    2. Wait until December 24th, place yourself in a very long line and yell "Crazy lady, coming through!"
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Fight with a kid over the last Star Wars action figurine which you had intended to buy for yourself.
    5. Worry about Santa Claus's need for Preparation H.
    6. Wait on a long line with a lot of items only to find that you don't have your wallet.

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