List 10 things that God (or whomever/whatever you believe in) would say to us if he could.
1. I left you guys for 2000 years and this is what I come back to?!?!
2. Why did I ever put more calories into dessert than veggies?
3. "Did everybody get my platypus joke??"
4. A day without sunshine is like, night.
5. So.. How about them Red Sox??
6. Since when did they decide to move the Super Bowl to February?
7. You're fired!
8. ''Hold on a second, I'm watching the Survivor final. ''