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    10 Things you shouldn't do at thanksgiving dinner

    1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
    2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
    3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
    4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."

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    1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
    2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
    3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
    4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."
    5. Say "You guys are boring, I'm going to go sit at the kids table."
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. Douglas Adams
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    10 Things you shouldn't do at thanksgiving dinner

    1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
    2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
    3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
    4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."
    5. Say "You guys are boring, I'm going to go sit at the kids table."
    6. Say how last years turkey was much better.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at thanksgiving dinner

    1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
    2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
    3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
    4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."
    5. Say "You guys are boring, I'm going to go sit at the kids table."
    6. Say how last years turkey was much better.
    7. Bring a sack lunch.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at thanksgiving dinner

    1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
    2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
    3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
    4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."
    5. Say "You guys are boring, I'm going to go sit at the kids table."
    6. Say how last years turkey was much better.
    7. Bring a sack lunch.
    8. Pick up the turkey and act like you are a Ventriliquist

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at thanksgiving dinner

    1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
    2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
    3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
    4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."
    5. Say "You guys are boring, I'm going to go sit at the kids table."
    6. Say how last years turkey was much better.
    7. Bring a sack lunch.
    8. Pick up the turkey and act like you are a Ventriliquist
    9. Brag about your bulemia.

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    10 Things you shouldn't do at thanksgiving dinner

    1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
    2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
    3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
    4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."
    5. Say "You guys are boring, I'm going to go sit at the kids table."
    6. Say how last years turkey was much better.
    7. Bring a sack lunch.
    8. Pick up the turkey and act like you are a Ventriliquist
    9. Brag about your bulemia.
    10. Say "Ok, I guess thats *my* portion, what about for the rest of you?"

    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....

    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    "...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer

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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    3. Open everyone's gifts and complain about all the cheapskates.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do at christmas time.

    1. Debate the difference between Christmas and Xmas....
    2. Argue about whose religion is RIGHT
    3. Open everyone's gifts and complain about all the cheapskates.
    4. Give mass amounts of boiled tofu to everyone as their only meal (sorry all tofu lovers, but can't stand it without seasoning)

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