10 Things you shouldn't do at thanksgiving dinner
1. Let Michael Jackson choose the Tom (turkey), Robert Blake Shoot it, Kobe Stuff it, or Glen Campbell baste it. <-- good stuff! LOL
2. After dinner say "That was great. Who wants to pull my finger?"
3. Undo your pants BEFORE dinner.
4. Say "Nothing for me thanks...just a glass of water...I stopped at White Castle on the way over here and I couldn't eat another bite."