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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!"
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!"
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!"
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot
    5. nibble on EVERYTHING in sight!

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!"
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot
    5. nibble on EVERYTHING in sight!
    6. Go in the checkout line for "10 items or less only"....when you have 40 items in your shopping cart.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!" <---
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot <---
    5. nibble on EVERYTHING in sight!
    6. Go in the checkout line for "10 items or less only"....when you have 40 items in your shopping cart.
    7. Stand closerthanthis behind me!

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!" <---
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot <---
    5. nibble on EVERYTHING in sight!
    6. Go in the checkout line for "10 items or less only"....when you have 40 items in your shopping cart.
    7. Stand closerthanthis behind me!
    8. Go to the toiletries department and help yourself to the deodorants. Show people the art of applying the stick deodorants

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!" <---
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot <---
    5. nibble on EVERYTHING in sight!
    6. Go in the checkout line for "10 items or less only"....when you have 40 items in your shopping cart.
    7. Stand closerthanthis behind me!
    8. Go to the toiletries department and help yourself to the deodorants. Show people the art of applying the stick deodorants
    9. Never ever EVER take a box of tampons up to the cash register without first checking that the price is clearly marked.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!" <---
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot <---
    5. nibble on EVERYTHING in sight!
    6. Go in the checkout line for "10 items or less only"....when you have 40 items in your shopping cart.
    7. Stand closerthanthis behind me!
    8. Go to the toiletries department and help yourself to the deodorants. Show people the art of applying the stick deodorants
    9. Never ever EVER take a box of tampons up to the cash register without first checking that the price is clearly marked.
    10. slip on a grape


    Name ten common sense things that some people just don't get.

    1. The "fast lane" is for "fast" drivers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D.
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do in a Supermarket

    1. Squeeze the Charmin
    2. Tell the produce girl "my, what nice melons you have!" <---
    3. Drag race other carts down the cereal aisle.
    4. Ask the man at the deli if his sausage is hot <---
    5. nibble on EVERYTHING in sight!
    6. Go in the checkout line for "10 items or less only"....when you have 40 items in your shopping cart.
    7. Stand closerthanthis behind me!
    8. Go to the toiletries department and help yourself to the deodorants. Show people the art of applying the stick deodorants
    9. Never ever EVER take a box of tampons up to the cash register without first checking that the price is clearly marked.
    10. slip on a grape

    SLIP ON A GRAPE

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do While Christmas Shopping:

    1. Drink
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