TEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
1) Show off your body piercings and tattoos.
2) Flash yourself
3) Drop the "F-bomb"
4.) Yell at your kids :-)
5.) Flip through nursing home brochures and booklets and say, "I can't wait"
6.) Put a sticker with your name on it on the items you want when they die.
7.) Watch certain movies ...(r-rated, x-rated...you choose.... )
8.) Say, "That old story AGAIN??!! Tell me something NEW, for God sakes!"
9.) Watch the Simpsons!
10) Drink heavily.
10 things you shouldn't do naked.
1. Fry bacon.