1. "Hey Boss, how about it last night? You were REALLY great! Now about that $50 you owe me!
2. within two years your jobs mine!
3. I can't believe you still pay me when all I do is surf the net all day
4. I love spending all that petty cash you guys have hanging around.
5. are you going to fire me? no? good because im not qualified to do anything else.
6. I think I'm overpaid
7. So..... Im going out with your daughter.
8. Embezzle-smezzle...what a few mill among friends?
9. I'll get right to that report, but first I have to finish the Fun & Games on the Fort!
10. Sorry i'm late today Boss...but your wife was great in bed,she's amazing last night...*guilty nervous smile*
TEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS.