10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[charstar813]

Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?

[Clipse]

Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?

[tvbytes]

Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u*

[Shellspeare]

]Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone

[echo1960]

Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!

[erin_dye]

Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!
8. I was trying to keep the dead body in the trunk from rolling around.

[tvbytes]

Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!
8. I was trying to keep the dead body in the trunk from rolling around
9. If you dare give me a ticket, I'd kill u.........

[Broadway]

Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
2. How fast was I driving?
3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!
8. I was trying to keep the dead body in the trunk from rolling around
9. If you dare give me a ticket, I'd kill u.........
10. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[charstar813]

Ten things you shouldn't do in an elevator

1. Start singing Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" to a bunch of strangers.

[Unklescott]

Ten things you shouldn't do in an elevator
1. Start singing Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" to a bunch of strangers.
2. One word: Flatulence!