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    Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    Ludicrous speed!

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    Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?

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    Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
    5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u*
    realitytvbites!

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    ]Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
    5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
    6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone

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    Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
    5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
    6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
    7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!

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    Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
    5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
    6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
    7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!
    8. I was trying to keep the dead body in the trunk from rolling around.

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    Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
    5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
    6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
    7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!
    8. I was trying to keep the dead body in the trunk from rolling around
    9. If you dare give me a ticket, I'd kill u.........
    realitytvbites!

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    Ten things you shouldn't say to try to get out of a traffic ticket.
    1.I was trying to open my beer and didn't see the light change.
    2. How fast was I driving?
    3. How about I buy you a Krispy Kreme and we forget this happened?
    4. How the hell did you catch me when I was going that fast?
    5. Urm, officer...when was the last time you worked out?...man,look at that belly.....*points out to belly..showing to a friend,who's sitting beside u
    6. hold on officer i'm on the cell phone
    7. It's not my fault,my radar detector didn't go off!
    8. I was trying to keep the dead body in the trunk from rolling around
    9. If you dare give me a ticket, I'd kill u.........
    10. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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    Ten things you shouldn't do in an elevator

    1. Start singing Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" to a bunch of strangers.
    Ludicrous speed!

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    Ten things you shouldn't do in an elevator
    1. Start singing Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator" to a bunch of strangers.
    2. One word: Flatulence!

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