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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
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    ]ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion

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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion
    4. Expose himself.

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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion
    4. Expose himself
    5. do elvis impersonations

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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion
    4. Expose himself
    5. do elvis impersonations
    6. tell the children there is no Barney or Santa Claus :nono

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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion
    4. Expose himself
    5. do elvis impersonations
    6. tell the children there is no Barney or Santa Claus
    7. forget to put his face on.

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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion
    4. Expose himself
    5. do elvis impersonations
    6. tell the children there is no Barney or Santa Claus
    7. forget to put his face on.
    8. Set his wig on fire.
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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion
    4. Expose himself
    5. do elvis impersonations
    6. tell the children there is no Barney or Santa Claus
    7. forget to put his face on.
    8. Set his wig on fire
    9. make animals out of condoms for the children

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    ten things a clown should never do

    1. add padding in his crotch
    2. Wear fangs and terrorize the kids. (Kinda funny from far away-but would scare the crap out of me)
    3. tell the children that his little dog in the t shirt and bow tie is much more than just his companion
    4. Expose himself
    5. do elvis impersonations
    6. tell the children there is no Barney or Santa Claus
    7. forget to put his face on.
    8. Set his wig on fire
    9. make animals out of condoms for the children
    10. Look in the mirror after watching "It"

    Ten things you shouldn't say at a high school reunion

    1. You were really hot! What happened?
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    Ten things you shouldn't say at a high school reunion

    1. You were really hot! What happened?
    2. "Remember how you and John had sex in front of the whole party on Prom night?? Oh my God! You were SO drunk!" (said in front of her husband)
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