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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
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    Well I was born in a small town
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    And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.
    4. Ask where the "Fat Chicks" section is.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.
    4. Ask where the "Fat Chicks" section is.
    5. Tell your boyfriend to meet you in half an hour at the other end of the mall when you know you MUST visit at least three stores in between.
    Well I was born in a small town
    And I can breathe in a small town
    Gonna die in this small town
    And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.
    4. Ask where the "Fat Chicks" section is.
    5. Tell your boyfriend to meet you in half an hour at the other end of the mall when you know you MUST visit at least three stores in between.
    6. Shoplift! I don't get why people do that!
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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.
    4. Ask where the "Fat Chicks" section is.
    5. Tell your boyfriend to meet you in half an hour at the other end of the mall when you know you MUST visit at least three stores in between.
    6. Shoplift! I don't get why people do that!
    7. run up to other customers and flick them on the ear

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.
    4. Ask where the "Fat Chicks" section is.
    5. Tell your boyfriend to meet you in half an hour at the other end of the mall when you know you MUST visit at least three stores in between.
    6. Shoplift! I don't get why people do that!
    7. run up to other customers and flick them on the ear
    8. Yell fire!

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.
    4. Ask where the "Fat Chicks" section is.
    5. Tell your boyfriend to meet you in half an hour at the other end of the mall when you know you MUST visit at least three stores in between.
    6. Shoplift! I don't get why people do that!
    7. run up to other customers and flick them on the ear
    8. Yell fire!
    9. Ride a bicycle, apparently the malls around here don't even allow them OUTSIDE, on the parking lot/road
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a shopping mall

    1. Forget your credit cards
    2. Leave the store with the items you tried on under your clothes
    3. Walk around naked.
    4. Ask where the "Fat Chicks" section is.
    5. Tell your boyfriend to meet you in half an hour at the other end of the mall when you know you MUST visit at least three stores in between.
    6. Shoplift! I don't get why people do that!
    7. run up to other customers and flick them on the ear
    8. Yell fire!
    9. Ride a bicycle, apparently the malls around here don't even allow them OUTSIDE, on the parking lot/road
    10. urinate in the water feature

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