10 Things You Shouldn't Do

[AJane]

10 things you shouldn't do at the movies:

1. Make strange, suggestive noises behind young children.
2. Have a conversation on your freagin' cell.
3. Sing, out loud, to the instrumental background music
4. Block someone's view
5. Sit directly in front of a small child (effectively blocking their view)
6. Talk and laugh with your companions through the entire show.
7. Ask the person sitting beside you if you can have some of their popcorn.
8. Sit behind my (6'6") husband.

[Maveno]

10 things you shouldn't do at the movies:

1. Make strange, suggestive noises behind young children.
2. Have a conversation on your freagin' cell.
3. Sing, out loud, to the instrumental background music
4. Block someone's view
5. Sit directly in front of a small child (effectively blocking their view)
6. Talk and laugh with your companions through the entire show.
7. Ask the person sitting beside you if you can have some of their popcorn.
8. Sit behind my (6'6") husband.
9. Half way through the movie start complaining LOUDLY about the ending that you already know about.

[funnygirl422]

10 things you shouldn't do at the movies:

1. Make strange, suggestive noises behind young children.
2. Have a conversation on your freagin' cell.
3. Sing, out loud, to the instrumental background music
4. Block someone's view
5. Sit directly in front of a small child (effectively blocking their view)
6. Talk and laugh with your companions through the entire show.
7. Ask the person sitting beside you if you can have some of their popcorn.
8. Sit behind my (6'6") husband.
9. Half way through the movie start complaining LOUDLY about the ending that you already know about.
10. Start pummeling the teenager in front of you acting like a jackass.

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.}

[Jay]

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.}
2. Show your palm to the boss and say "Talk to the hand".

[Maveno]

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.)
2. Show your palm to the boss and say "Talk to the hand".
3. "I can close my eyes, spin around a few times and point in whatever direction I stop at and enjoy working there, better than working for you". Then smile.


It cracked me up again when I read that funnygirl!

[canadian_bunny]

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.)
2. Show your palm to the boss and say "Talk to the hand".
3. "I can close my eyes, spin around a few times and point in whatever direction I stop at and enjoy working there, better than working for you". Then smile.
4. "The Voices in my head tell me I need to get another job."

[charstar813]

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.)
2. Show your palm to the boss and say "Talk to the hand".
3. "I can close my eyes, spin around a few times and point in whatever direction I stop at and enjoy working there, better than working for you". Then smile.
4. "The Voices in my head tell me I need to get another job."
5. "You suck and that's sad."

[Citizen Kaos]

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.)
2. Show your palm to the boss and say "Talk to the hand".
3. "I can close my eyes, spin around a few times and point in whatever direction I stop at and enjoy working there, better than working for you". Then smile.
4. "The Voices in my head tell me I need to get another job."
5. "You suck and that's sad."
6. I have no respect for you.

[ADKLove]

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.)
2. Show your palm to the boss and say "Talk to the hand".
3. "I can close my eyes, spin around a few times and point in whatever direction I stop at and enjoy working there, better than working for you". Then smile.
4. "The Voices in my head tell me I need to get another job."
5. "You suck and that's sad."
6. I have no respect for you.
7. "Mr. Trump, I was hit on the head by a piece of cee-ment and my head is killing me...I need to stop for lunch"

[Blue_cool]

10 things you shouldn't say to your boss if you want that raise:

1. Some broad's on the phone for you. (One of Maveno's personal faves of mine.)
2. Show your palm to the boss and say "Talk to the hand".
3. "I can close my eyes, spin around a few times and point in whatever direction I stop at and enjoy working there, better than working for you". Then smile.
4. "The Voices in my head tell me I need to get another job."
5. "You suck and that's sad."
6. I have no respect for you.
7. "Mr. Trump, I was hit on the head by a piece of cee-ment and my head is killing me...I need to stop for lunch"
8. I need a raise sir, I'm going out with this lovely lady, looks exactly like your wife sir, eyes, heigh, body, hair, smell....heck her name's the same also.