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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to a Fireman.
    1. Uh.. hmmm honey is that your firehose, or are you just happy to see me
    2. So basically most of the time you sit around the firehouse and play cards and cook and eat and sleep and you actually get PAID to do that?
    3. Can I slide down your pole and wear your hat?
    4. Can you tell me the number for 9-1-1?
    5. I'll bet you get hot going in there..
    6. If someone's pet burns up, does it smell like someone's been cooking in there? (ok, bad one; but it could be waaay worse!)
    7. How do you hold those dogs still to paint those spots on them?
    8. Do you have a match?
    9. Have you seen "Firestarter"?

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say to a Fireman.
    1. Uh.. hmmm honey is that your firehose, or are you just happy to see me
    2. So basically most of the time you sit around the firehouse and play cards and cook and eat and sleep and you actually get PAID to do that?
    3. Can I slide down your pole and wear your hat?
    4. Can you tell me the number for 9-1-1?
    5. I'll bet you get hot going in there..
    6. If someone's pet burns up, does it smell like someone's been cooking in there? (ok, bad one; but it could be waaay worse!)
    7. How do you hold those dogs still to paint those spots on them?
    8. Do you have a match?
    9. Have you seen "Firestarter"?
    10. Yell "FIRE!"

    !0 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
    2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
    2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
    2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
    3. Falsely accuse someone of calling you the "N" word.

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
    2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
    3. Falsely accuse someone of calling you the "N" word.
    4. Ask for donations to be sent too.. the following

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
    2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
    3. Falsely accuse someone of calling you the "N" word.
    4. Ask for donations to be sent too.. the following
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    Love many, trust a few, and always paddle your own canoe

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
    2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
    3. Falsely accuse someone of calling you the "N" word.
    4. Ask for donations to be sent too.. the following
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    6. Say to someone that you're just "too punk rock" to be on the show...
    I have learned that gifts don't always come wrapped and treasures aren't always buried.
    - Bob Perks

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    10 things you shouldn't do on a reality TV show:

    1. Reveal that you were once in a Porno called "Porked and Beans"
    2. Delude yourself that you're actually "falling in love" on a dating show
    3. Falsely accuse someone of calling you the "N" word.
    4. Ask for donations to be sent too.. the following
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    6. Say to someone that you're just "too punk rock" to be on the show...
    7. Act like yourself and then blame editing when you come off like a jackass.

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