10 Things You Shouldn't Say to a Fireman.
1. Uh.. hmmm honey is that your firehose, or are you just happy to see me
2. So basically most of the time you sit around the firehouse and play cards and cook and eat and sleep and you actually get PAID to do that?
3. Can I slide down your pole and wear your hat?
4. Can you tell me the number for 9-1-1?
5. I'll bet you get hot going in there..
6. If someone's pet burns up, does it smell like someone's been cooking in there? (ok, bad one; but it could be waaay worse!)
7. How do you hold those dogs still to paint those spots on them?
8. Do you have a match?
9. Have you seen "Firestarter"?