10 things you shouldn't do in a plane
1. Make a long distance call on your cell to your pal Osama Johnson
2. Wave to your friend and say "Hi Jack!"
3. get out the barf bag
4. Say the word B.O.M.B.
5. Ask the flight attendant to sign you up for the "Mile High Club".'
6. Insist on playing outside
7. Smoke in the bathroom