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    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.

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    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.

    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
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    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.
    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
    4. You gotta be harder and faster to keep up with me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haejin11377
    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.
    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
    4. You gotta be harder and faster to keep up with me!
    5. ask 'Is it in yet?'
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.
    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
    4. You gotta be harder and faster to keep up with me!
    5. ask 'Is it in yet?'
    6. Fall asleep, then wake up to find your partner beside you and say, "You mean that really happened?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dex
    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.
    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
    4. You gotta be harder and faster to keep up with me!
    5. ask 'Is it in yet?'
    6. Fall asleep, then wake up to find your partner beside you and say, "You mean that really happened?"
    7. 'OK. thank you' (put down the phone) (turning towards lover) "you were saying'
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.
    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
    4. You gotta be harder and faster to keep up with me!
    5. ask 'Is it in yet?'
    6. Fall asleep, then wake up to find your partner beside you and say, "You mean that really happened?"
    7. 'OK. thank you' (put down the phone) (turning towards lover) "you were saying'
    8. "You know, I happen to know a doctor who specializes in this condition." then give him the namecard and say, "Maybe you should give him a call."

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    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.
    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
    4. You gotta be harder and faster to keep up with me!
    5. ask 'Is it in yet?'
    6. Fall asleep, then wake up to find your partner beside you and say, "You mean that really happened?"
    7. 'OK. thank you' (put down the phone) (turning towards lover) "you were saying'
    8. "You know, I happen to know a doctor who specializes in this condition." then give him the namecard and say, "Maybe you should give him a call."
    9. "You know you don't get a trophy for speed at this."
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    10 Things you should NEVER say to your partner after a less than stunning performance in the bedroom.

    1. Dont worry hon, 30 seconds is a lot longer than people think.
    2. Y'know, my ex was much better at this than you.
    3. Ask "Is that all ya' got???"
    4. You gotta be harder and faster to keep up with me!
    5. ask 'Is it in yet?'
    6. Fall asleep, then wake up to find your partner beside you and say, "You mean that really happened?"
    7. 'OK. thank you' (put down the phone) (turning towards lover) "you were saying'
    8. "You know, I happen to know a doctor who specializes in this condition." then give him the namecard and say, "Maybe you should give him a call."
    9. "You know you don't get a trophy for speed at this."
    10. Where are the batteries?



    10 Things you should never do on a first date:

    1. Laugh when the date says 'cocktail'

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    10 Things you should never do on a first date:

    1. Laugh when the date says 'cocktail'
    2. Talk about your ex

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