10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.
1. I used to be a man/woman.
2. I'm still married.
3. I actually have 12 kid's.
4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.
5. Did you know I slept with 3 out of the four brides maids?
6. I slept with BOTH of your parents.... :-)
7. I lost the rings.