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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.
    4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.
    5. Did you know I slept with 3 out of the four brides maids?
    6. I slept with BOTH of your parents.... :-)
    7. I lost the rings.

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.
    4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.
    5. Did you know I slept with 3 out of the four brides maids?
    6. I slept with BOTH of your parents.... :-)
    7. I lost the rings.
    8. You've been punk'd!

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.
    4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.
    5. Did you know I slept with 3 out of the four brides maids?
    6. I slept with BOTH of your parents.... :-)
    7. I lost the rings.
    8. You've been punk'd!
    9. I have certain issues...

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.
    4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.
    5. Did you know I slept with 3 out of the four brides maids?
    6. I slept with BOTH of your parents.... :-)
    7. I lost the rings.
    8. You've been punk'd!
    9. I have certain issues...
    10. I can't go through with this.



    10 things you shouldn't admit to your kids...
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    10 things you shouldn't admit to your kids...
    1. Honey, your brother was supposed to be the only one. You were an unfortunate accident when daddy forgot the condom.

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    10 things you shouldn't admit to your kids...
    1. Honey, your brother was supposed to be the only one. You were an unfortunate accident when daddy forgot the condom.
    2. That you really don't know who the father is.

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    10 things you shouldn't admit to your kids...
    1. Honey, your brother was supposed to be the only one. You were an unfortunate accident when daddy forgot the condom.
    2. That you really don't know who the father is.
    3. That mommy isn't a woman anymore.

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    10 things you shouldn't admit to your kids...
    1. Honey, your brother was supposed to be the only one. You were an unfortunate accident when daddy forgot the condom.
    2. That you really don't know who the father is.
    3. That mommy isn't a woman anymore.
    4. We considered you for adoption.

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    10 things you shouldn't admit to your kids...
    1. Honey, your brother was supposed to be the only one. You were an unfortunate accident when daddy forgot the condom.
    2. That you really don't know who the father is.
    3. That mommy isn't a woman anymore.
    4. We considered you for adoption.
    5. That you didn't make straight A's in school.
    A Bachelor fan til it dies a slow death and oddly enough, A Rock of Love fan...finest hair extensions from Europe and all. ;-)

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    10 things you shouldn't admit to your kids...
    1. Honey, your brother was supposed to be the only one. You were an unfortunate accident when daddy forgot the condom.
    2. That you really don't know who the father is.
    3. That mommy isn't a woman anymore.
    4. We considered you for adoption.
    5. That you didn't make straight A's in school.
    6. Drugs and alchohol are good for you.

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