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    10 things you shouldn't do on Dex's birthday

    1. forget to post on his birthday thread.
    2. Bitch constantly about any random thing you can think of and claim that you're fatter than him
    3. Send him a virtual cake which reads Happy 2nd Birthday in Japanese.
    4. Tease about his perfect looking abs
    5. Ask "Who's Dex?" (just kidding)
    6. Ask him "How old are you really?"

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    10 things you shouldn't do on Dex's birthday

    1. forget to post on his birthday thread.
    2. Bitch constantly about any random thing you can think of and claim that you're fatter than him
    3. Send him a virtual cake which reads Happy 2nd Birthday in Japanese.
    4. Tease about his perfect looking abs
    5. Ask "Who's Dex?" (just kidding)
    6. Ask him "How old are you really?"
    7. Can I eat your cake? I'm hungry.

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    10 things you shouldn't do on Dex's birthday

    1. forget to post on his birthday thread.
    2. Bitch constantly about any random thing you can think of and claim that you're fatter than him
    3. Send him a virtual cake which reads Happy 2nd Birthday in Japanese.
    4. Tease about his perfect looking abs
    5. Ask "Who's Dex?" (just kidding)
    6. Ask him "How old are you really?"
    7. Can I eat your cake? I'm hungry.
    8. Make out with his girlfriend...Maker

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    10 things you shouldn't do on Dex's birthday

    1. forget to post on his birthday thread.
    2. Bitch constantly about any random thing you can think of and claim that you're fatter than him
    3. Send him a virtual cake which reads Happy 2nd Birthday in Japanese.
    4. Tease about his perfect looking abs
    5. Ask "Who's Dex?" (just kidding)
    6. Ask him "How old are you really?"
    7. Can I eat your cake? I'm hungry.
    8. Make out with his girlfriend...Maker
    9. Mention that he'll be 30 in 7 years

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    10 things you shouldn't do on Dex's birthday

    1. forget to post on his birthday thread.
    2. Bitch constantly about any random thing you can think of and claim that you're fatter than him
    3. Send him a virtual cake which reads Happy 2nd Birthday in Japanese.
    4. Tease about his perfect looking abs
    5. Ask "Who's Dex?" (just kidding)
    6. Ask him "How old are you really?"
    7. Can I eat your cake? I'm hungry.
    8. Make out with his girlfriend...Maker
    9. Mention that he'll be 30 in 7 years
    10. Tell him.. Getting Old ain't that bad!

    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.
    4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.
    4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.
    5. Did you know I slept with 3 out of the four brides maids?

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    10 Things you shouldn't tell your soon to be bride/groom.

    1. I used to be a man/woman.
    2. I'm still married.
    3. I actually have 12 kid's.
    4. "Actual" plans for the bachelor/ette party.
    5. Did you know I slept with 3 out of the four brides maids?
    6. I slept with BOTH of your parents.... :-)

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