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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney.
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney
    5. Tell Star that she wears cheap looking shoes.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney
    5. Tell Star that she wears cheap looking shoes.
    6. Tell Joy to cut the sarcasm
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney
    5. Tell Star that she wears cheap looking shoes.
    6. Tell Joy to cut the sarcasm
    7. Ask them which other shows were they rejected from first.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney
    5. Tell Star that she wears cheap looking shoes.
    6. Tell Joy to cut the sarcasm
    7. Ask them which other shows were they rejected from first.
    8. What's "The View" Is that some sort of sitcom on UPN?

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney
    5. Tell Star that she wears cheap looking shoes.
    6. Tell Joy to cut the sarcasm
    7. Ask them which other shows were they rejected from first.
    8. What's "The View" Is that some sort of sitcom on UPN?
    9. Regis and Kelly kicks your ass in the ratings.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney
    5. Tell Star that she wears cheap looking shoes.
    6. Tell Joy to cut the sarcasm
    7. Ask them which other shows were they rejected from first.
    8. What's "The View" Is that some sort of sitcom on UPN?
    9. Regis and Kelly kicks your ass in the ratings.
    10. Pull off Star's wig.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"
    3. Tell Barbara Walters the truth: that she looks like a man.
    4. Tell Joy that she isn't funny at all.
    5. Ask Star Jones if she is an attorney
    5. Tell Star that she wears cheap looking shoes.
    6. Tell Joy to cut the sarcasm
    7. Ask them which other shows were they rejected from first.
    8. What's "The View" Is that some sort of sitcom on UPN?
    9. Regis and Kelly kicks your ass in the ratings.
    10. Pull off Star's wig.

    Ok we need a new one...

    10 things you shouldn't do if you're a character in a horror movie!

    1. Utter the words, "We'll cover more ground if we split up."

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