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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape
    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape
    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.
    5. Spend your entire 5 minutes talking about how good host Phil looks in a turtleneck (even better if you are a man yourself)

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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape
    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.
    5. Spend your entire 5 minutes talking about how good host Phil looks in a turtleneck (even better if you are a man yourself)[/QUOTE]
    6. Explain how you're wasting your time because you know that the show is rigged and the winners are pre-determined.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape
    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.
    5. Spend your entire 5 minutes talking about how good host Phil looks in a turtleneck (even better if you are a man yourself)[/QUOTE]6. Explain how you're wasting your time because you know that the show is rigged and the winners are pre-determined.
    6. Submit a tape of Pamela and Tommy instead.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape
    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.
    5. Spend your entire 5 minutes talking about how good host Phil looks in a turtleneck (even better if you are a man yourself)[/QUOTE]6. Explain how you're wasting your time because you know that the show is rigged and the winners are pre-determined.
    6. Submit a tape of Pamela and Tommy instead.
    7. Read out your 50 page script of The Amazing Race Season 1-4 and all the episode recaps.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape

    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.
    5. Spend your entire 5 minutes talking about how good host Phil looks in a turtleneck (even better if you are a man yourself)
    6. Explain how you're wasting your time because you know that the show is rigged and the winners are pre-determined.
    7. Submit a tape of Pamela and Tommy instead.
    8. Sleep.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape

    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.
    5. Spend your entire 5 minutes talking about how good host Phil looks in a turtleneck (even better if you are a man yourself)
    6. Explain how you're wasting your time because you know that the show is rigged and the winners are pre-determined.
    7. Submit a tape of Pamela and Tommy instead.
    8. Sleep.
    9. Threaten them if they don't pick you.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in your The Amazing Race audition tape

    1. Do a striptease
    2. Present a lame joke to show you are a "funny" person
    3. Show everyone how you can make your fat jiggle.
    4. Talk about how you can "outwit, outlast, outlive" the other Survivors.
    5. Spend your entire 5 minutes talking about how good host Phil looks in a turtleneck (even better if you are a man yourself)
    6. Explain how you're wasting your time because you know that the show is rigged and the winners are pre-determined.
    7. Submit a tape of Pamela and Tommy instead.
    8. Sleep.
    9. Threaten them if they don't pick you.
    10. Dress as Osama bin Laden.

    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View".

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say to the hosts of "The View"

    1. Ask them to be the special guests at the Bunny Ranch.
    2. Ask Star Jones if she is on a diet then say "No seriously...wow, you sure fooled me!"

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