10 Things you shouldn't say to J.Lo.
1. You look pregnant.
2. You mean you are real? Wow... I could have sworn you were plastic.
3. Can I be husband number 8?
4. So what did you do when Ben dumped you?
5. Do you get bulk discount at the bridal shop?
6. Are you & Ben planning on doing Gigli II?
7. Is there a lotto system to see who will win and become groom #4?