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    10 Things you shouldn't say to J.Lo.

    1. You look pregnant.
    2. You mean you are real? Wow... I could have sworn you were plastic.
    3. Can I be husband number 8?
    4. So what did you do when Ben dumped you?
    5. Do you get bulk discount at the bridal shop?
    6. Are you & Ben planning on doing Gigli II?
    7. Is there a lotto system to see who will win and become groom #4?
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    10 Things you shouldn't say to J.Lo.

    1. You look pregnant.
    2. You mean you are real? Wow... I could have sworn you were plastic.
    3. Can I be husband number 8?
    4. So what did you do when Ben dumped you?
    5. Do you get bulk discount at the bridal shop?
    6. Are you & Ben planning on doing Gigli II?
    7. Is there a lotto system to see who will win and become groom #3
    8. You think you gotta big bootie now, wait until about month 7 of the (rumoured) pregnancy...

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to J.Lo.

    1. You look pregnant.
    2. You mean you are real? Wow... I could have sworn you were plastic.
    3. Can I be husband number 8?
    4. So what did you do when Ben dumped you?
    5. Do you get bulk discount at the bridal shop?
    6. Are you & Ben planning on doing Gigli II?
    7. Is there a lotto system to see who will win and become groom #3
    8. You think you gotta big bootie now, wait until about month 7 of the (rumoured) pregnancy...
    9. I'm a divorce attorney. Would you like to keep me on retainer?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to J.Lo.

    1. You look pregnant.
    2. You mean you are real? Wow... I could have sworn you were plastic.
    3. Can I be husband number 8?
    4. So what did you do when Ben dumped you?
    5. Do you get bulk discount at the bridal shop?
    6. Are you & Ben planning on doing Gigli II?
    7. Is there a lotto system to see who will win and become groom #3
    8. You think you gotta big bootie now, wait until about month 7 of the (rumoured) pregnancy...
    9. I'm a divorce attorney. Would you like to keep me on retainer?
    10. Yes, J-Lo, we know that you can do many things well, such as shake your booty, and file divorce papers, but please, let the 'branching out' madness end.

    Top 10 things you shouldn't do on camera.

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    Top 10 things you shouldn't do on camera.

    1. Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson

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    Top 10 things you shouldn't do on camera.

    1. Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson
    ( excellent one Clipse!)
    2. Sniff to see if your armpits stink.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    Top 10 things you shouldn't do on camera.

    1. Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson
    ( excellent one Clipse!)
    2. Sniff to see if your armpits stink.
    3. Pick your nose.
    I have learned that gifts don't always come wrapped and treasures aren't always buried.
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    Top 10 things you shouldn't do on camera.

    1. Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson
    ( excellent one Clipse!)
    2. Sniff to see if your armpits stink.
    3. Pick your nose.
    4. Date without a script.

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    Top 10 things you shouldn't do on camera.

    1. Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson
    ( excellent one Clipse!)
    2. Sniff to see if your armpits stink.
    3. Pick your nose.
    4. Date without a script.
    5. Spill your guts about your past sexual history
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    Top 10 things you shouldn't do on camera.

    1. Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson
    ( excellent one Clipse!)
    2. Sniff to see if your armpits stink.
    3. Pick your nose.
    4. Date without a script.
    5. Spill your guts about your past sexual history
    6. (referring to #1 above) Tommy Lee or Brett Michaels or that other guy no one remembers.

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