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    10 Things You Should Never Say in Front of Your Kids

    1. Hey, uh...uh, hold on, I'll get it...Billy! Yeah Billy, how bout goin to the fridge and gettin your ole dad a brewski?
    2. *Husband looks at wife with hungry eyes* How about a good romping for big daddy tonight?
    3. I knew I shouldn't have forgotten to take my birth control pill.
    4. Ok, dear, the beer's in the fridge... feel free to help yourself to it.
    5. F*** that b****, stupid a******. What a slut !
    6. I know, let's go to rehab together!
    7. Honey, why don't you wear that cute lil outfit you wore last night, before bedtime.
    8. We can have another kid if you want to, honey, but wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a monkey, give it a box of crayons, put in a "Barney" tape, and take a nap? You know I've always wanted a monkey!

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    10 Things You Should Never Say in Front of Your Kids

    1. Hey, uh...uh, hold on, I'll get it...Billy! Yeah Billy, how bout goin to the fridge and gettin your ole dad a brewski?
    2. *Husband looks at wife with hungry eyes* How about a good romping for big daddy tonight?
    3. I knew I shouldn't have forgotten to take my birth control pill.
    4. Ok, dear, the beer's in the fridge... feel free to help yourself to it.
    5. F*** that b****, stupid a******. What a slut !
    6. I know, let's go to rehab together!
    7. Honey, why don't you wear that cute lil outfit you wore last night, before bedtime.
    8. We can have another kid if you want to, honey, but wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a monkey, give it a box of crayons, put in a "Barney" tape, and take a nap? You know I've always wanted a monkey!
    9. Yes, she has siblings, just check the trunk of my car.

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    10 Things You Should Never Say in Front of Your Kids

    1. Hey, uh...uh, hold on, I'll get it...Billy! Yeah Billy, how bout goin to the fridge and gettin your ole dad a brewski?
    2. *Husband looks at wife with hungry eyes* How about a good romping for big daddy tonight?
    3. I knew I shouldn't have forgotten to take my birth control pill.
    4. Ok, dear, the beer's in the fridge... feel free to help yourself to it.
    5. F*** that b****, stupid a******. What a slut !
    6. I know, let's go to rehab together!
    7. Honey, why don't you wear that cute lil outfit you wore last night, before bedtime.
    8. We can have another kid if you want to, honey, but wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a monkey, give it a box of crayons, put in a "Barney" tape, and take a nap? You know I've always wanted a monkey!
    9. Yes, she has siblings, just check the trunk of my car.
    10. I never wanted kids

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    10 things you don't say or do on the Fort:
    1. Argue about anothers opinion being stated in a post.

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    10 things you don't say or do on the Fort:
    1. Argue about anothers opinion being stated in a post.
    2. Mention Clay Aiken's name in the AI forum.

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    10 things you don't say or do on the Fort:


    1. Argue about anothers opinion being stated in a post.
    2. Promote how your own site is WAY better than this slacker site.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 things you don't say or do on the Fort:


    1. Argue about anothers opinion being stated in a post.
    2. Promote how your own site is WAY better than this slacker site.
    3. Spread a virus

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    10 things you don't say or do on the Fort:

    1. Argue about anothers opinion being stated in a post.
    2. Promote how your own site is WAY better than this slacker site.
    3. Mention Clay Aiken's name in the AI forum.
    4. Spread a virus

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    10 things you don't say or do on the Fort:

    1. Argue about anothers opinion being stated in a post.
    2. Promote how your own site is WAY better than this slacker site.
    3. Spread a virus
    4. Mention Clay Aiken's name in the AI forum.
    5. Tease and taunt the members with the red names.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 things you don't say or do on the Fort:

    1. Argue about anothers opinion being stated in a post.
    2. Promote how your own site is WAY better than this slacker site.
    3. Spread a virus
    4. Mention Clay Aiken's name in the AI forum.
    5. Tease and taunt the members with the red names.
    6. Insult other members

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