10 Things You Should Never Say in Front of Your Kids
1. Hey, uh...uh, hold on, I'll get it...Billy! Yeah Billy, how bout goin to the fridge and gettin your ole dad a brewski?
2. *Husband looks at wife with hungry eyes* How about a good romping for big daddy tonight?
3. I knew I shouldn't have forgotten to take my birth control pill.
4. Ok, dear, the beer's in the fridge... feel free to help yourself to it.
5. F*** that b****, stupid a******. What a slut !
6. I know, let's go to rehab together!
7. Honey, why don't you wear that cute lil outfit you wore last night, before bedtime.
8. We can have another kid if you want to, honey, but wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a monkey, give it a box of crayons, put in a "Barney" tape, and take a nap? You know I've always wanted a monkey!


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