10 Things You shouldn't do at a pool party....
1. Pee in the pool.
2. Play "Marco, smash the bottle over your friends head"
3. Cover all the women with towels.
4. Uncover all the women with towels.
5. Throw up in the pool.
6. Drop a meatball from your spaghetti and do a dive-in to find it.
7. Throw a candy bar in the pool and say that somebody pooped in the pool
8. wear a suit and brand new shoes to the party
9. Ask someone to direct you to the nearest cooler of O'Douls.
10. Stay indoors and watch TV instead.
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