10 Things American Idol Will Never be Accused of Doing:
1. Picking a good song to sing.
2. Playing music that's too edgy.
3. Coining the term "underkill"
4. Balancing their Pitch level.
5. Becoming too sophisticated for U.S. audiences.
6. Two words: wardrobe malfunction.
7. Getting Simon to be really happy. :-)
8. Having a season that's too short.
9. Giving Simon a new shirt.
10. Keeping it real
Oh, I guess I have to start another one...
10 Things A Closet Reality TV Lover is Known To Say:
1. But this one is different!