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10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.
1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?
4. I heard you used to be a real witch...Oh, you're gonna see what a witch is all about hun.
5. What?? There are no placemats, napkin, napkin rings at our dinner table???
6. Cybill Shepard would like to have lunch with you.
7. Insider trading and lying to the FBI? It's so NOT a good thing.
8. Who would have thought the day would come when KMart living is a step up for you!
9. Hey Martha, wonder if there is wallpaper to match your striped outfit you are wearing??
10. So, what do you have planned for next season?
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