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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
    3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
    3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?
    4. I heard you used to be a real witch...Oh, you're gonna see what a witch is all about hun.
    I have learned that gifts don't always come wrapped and treasures aren't always buried.
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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
    3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?
    4. I heard you used to be a real witch...Oh, you're gonna see what a witch is all about hun.
    5. What?? There are no placemats, napkin, napkin rings at our dinner table???

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
    3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?
    4. I heard you used to be a real witch...Oh, you're gonna see what a witch is all about hun.
    5. What?? There are no placemats, napkin, napkin rings at our dinner table???
    6. Cybill Shepard would like to have lunch with you.

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
    3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?
    4. I heard you used to be a real witch...Oh, you're gonna see what a witch is all about hun.
    5. What?? There are no placemats, napkin, napkin rings at our dinner table???
    6. Cybill Shepard would like to have lunch with you.
    7. Insider trading and lying to the FBI? It's so NOT a good thing.
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
    3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?
    4. I heard you used to be a real witch...Oh, you're gonna see what a witch is all about hun.
    5. What?? There are no placemats, napkin, napkin rings at our dinner table???
    6. Cybill Shepard would like to have lunch with you.
    7. Insider trading and lying to the FBI? It's so NOT a good thing.
    8. Who would have thought the day would come when KMart living is a step up for you!

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart.

    1. Good luck trying to find curtains to complement cinderblock walls, hon.
    2. Have you talked with your broker lately??
    3. Do you have a new line of garden tools that are not sharpened?
    4. I heard you used to be a real witch...Oh, you're gonna see what a witch is all about hun.
    5. What?? There are no placemats, napkin, napkin rings at our dinner table???
    6. Cybill Shepard would like to have lunch with you.
    7. Insider trading and lying to the FBI? It's so NOT a good thing.
    8. Who would have thought the day would come when KMart living is a step up for you!
    9. Hey Martha, wonder if there is wallpaper to match your striped outfit you are wearing??

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    Hmm. Looks like an opening to start a new one...

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