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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
    5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
    5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).
    6. During communion, ask for more wine

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
    5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).
    6. During communion, ask for more wine
    7. Change the words to the hymn, ala Bart Simpson

  4. #1634
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
    5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).
    6. During communion, ask for more wine
    7. Change the words to the hymn, ala Bart Simpson
    8. Scream "Can I hear an Amen!?!?" as the preacher ends each sentence.

  5. #1635
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
    5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).
    6. During communion, ask for more wine
    7. Change the words to the hymn, ala Bart Simpson
    8. ASk for a page number reference, when he opens his bible, and ask what version he's using

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
    5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).
    6. During communion, ask for more wine
    7. Change the words to the hymn, ala Bart Simpson
    8. ASk for a page number reference, when he opens his bible, and ask what version he's using
    9. Listen to Marilyn Manson's music aloud.

  7. #1637
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
    5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).
    6. During communion, ask for more wine
    7. Change the words to the hymn, ala Bart Simpson
    8. ASk for a page number reference, when he opens his bible, and ask what version he's using
    9. Listen to Marilyn Manson's music aloud.
    10. Instead of singing, rap

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    masashi, do up a new topic.

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    He's off line, AM, so why don't you take a turn?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say to Martha Stewart. (This should be a good one)
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