10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
5. Laugh when the preacher mispronounced "Bless" with "Breast" (It actually happened in school).