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    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage
    6. Assert the values of being a feminist
    7. Run up on the stage with a coat or blanket to put over the strippers.

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    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage
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    Today, 03:23 PM Post #1620
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    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage
    6. Assert the values of being a feminist
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    Posts: 67 10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage
    6. Assert the values of being a feminist
    7. Run up on the stage with a coat or blanket to put over the strippers.
    8. Stick a dollar in their g-string and ask for change.

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    Woah, something went crazy with that post!

    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage
    6. Assert the values of being a feminist
    7. Run up on the stage with a coat or blanket to put over the strippers.
    8. Stick a dollar in their g-string and ask for change.
    9. Turn on the light.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage
    6. Assert the values of being a feminist
    7. Run up on the stage with a coat or blanket to put over the strippers.
    8. Stick a dollar in their g-string and ask for change.
    9. Turn on the light.
    10. Tell the bouncer that they need to grease the pole the strippers are dancing on.

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"

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    Didn't we just do this one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDHeninger
    Didn't we just do this one?

    I went back to see.. there was one...
    Ten things you should never say in church.

    Don't think thats the same thing... as Ten things you shouldnt do while the preacher is preaching.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do while the preacher is preaching
    1. Read the Da Vinci Code and scream out "those lying vatican bastards!"
    2. Nudge your sleeping spouse who screams "What the hell did you do that for?"
    3. Yell out, "Could you hurry it up? Some of us are getting hungry."
    4. Correct the preacher in mid-sentence - "No, no that was NAOMI, not Ruth!"
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