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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do at a hair salon

    1. Can you shave my body hair as well ?
    2. Tell them to do whatever they think will look the best.
    3. On word: mullett
    4. Pick all the hair up from off the floor and throw it around.
    5. Yell out in the waiting room, "Hey, isn't this the place where Paula Abdul gets her manicures?"
    6. Ask your just here to wash your hair, and get a skull massage

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do at a hair salon

    1. Can you shave my body hair as well ?
    2. Tell them to do whatever they think will look the best.
    3. On word: mullett
    4. Pick all the hair up from off the floor and throw it around.
    5. Yell out in the waiting room, "Hey, isn't this the place where Paula Abdul gets her manicures?"
    6. Ask your just here to wash your hair, and get a skull massage
    7. Ask for a vibrating chair.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do at a hair salon

    1. Can you shave my body hair as well ?
    2. Tell them to do whatever they think will look the best.
    3. On word: mullett
    4. Pick all the hair up from off the floor and throw it around.
    5. Yell out in the waiting room, "Hey, isn't this the place where Paula Abdul gets her manicures?"
    6. Ask your just here to wash your hair, and get a skull massage
    7. Ask for a vibrating chair.
    8. starts looking out for your own hair as a collection.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do at a hair salon

    1. Can you shave my body hair as well ?
    2. Tell them to do whatever they think will look the best.
    3. On word: mullett
    4. Pick all the hair up from off the floor and throw it around.
    5. Yell out in the waiting room, "Hey, isn't this the place where Paula Abdul gets her manicures?"
    6. Ask your just here to wash your hair, and get a skull massage
    7. Ask for a vibrating chair.
    8. starts looking out for your own hair as a collection.
    9. stick your finger in that jar of blue liquid they keep combs in...just to see what it tastes like.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do at a hair salon

    1. Can you shave my body hair as well ?
    2. Tell them to do whatever they think will look the best.
    3. On word: mullett
    4. Pick all the hair up from off the floor and throw it around.
    5. Yell out in the waiting room, "Hey, isn't this the place where Paula Abdul gets her manicures?"
    6. Ask your just here to wash your hair, and get a skull massage
    7. Ask for a vibrating chair.
    8. starts looking out for your own hair as a collection.
    9. stick your finger in that jar of blue liquid they keep combs in...just to see what it tastes like.
    10. Undress under the plastic drape around your neck.

    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a strip club.

    1. Fall in love.
    2. Take the money out of the dancer's panties.
    3. Only bring quarters
    4. Ask the bouncer for a date.
    5. Run backstage
    6. Assert the values of being a feminist
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