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    Ten things you should never say in church.
    1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
    2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
    3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
    4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
    5. The nun on the left is great in the sack
    6. Thought I seen the Deacon at the Bar last night.
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    Ten things you should never say in church.
    1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
    2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
    3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
    4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
    5. The nun on the left is great in the sack
    6. Thought I seen the Deacon at the Bar last night.
    7. Pass that collection plate over, I'm broke!
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    Ten things you should never say in church.
    1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
    2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
    3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
    4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
    5. The nun on the left is great in the sack
    6. Thought I seen the Deacon at the Bar last night.
    7. Pass that collection plate over, I'm broke!
    8. Bibles are my favorite books... NOT !

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    Ten things you should never say in church.
    1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
    2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
    3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
    4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
    5. The nun on the left is great in the sack
    6. Thought I seen the Deacon at the Bar last night.
    7. Pass that collection plate over, I'm broke!
    8. Bibles are my favorite books... NOT !
    9. Yell,What's under that robe!

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    Ten things you should never say in church.

    1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
    2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
    3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
    4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
    5. The nun on the left is great in the sack
    6. Thought I seen the Deacon at the Bar last night.
    7. Pass that collection plate over, I'm broke!
    8. Bibles are my favorite books... NOT !
    9. Yell,What's under that robe!
    10. I wonder what's on TV right now?


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    10 things you should never say at FORT!

    1. American Idol is all a conspiracy against Diana DeGarmo.

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    10 things you should never say at FORT!

    1. American Idol is all a conspiracy against Diana DeGarmo.
    2. God, I hate reality shows. :rolleyes
    I have learned that gifts don't always come wrapped and treasures aren't always buried.
    - Bob Perks

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    10 things you should never say at FORT!

    1. American Idol is all a conspiracy against Diana DeGarmo.
    2. God, I hate reality shows.
    3. I hope the server will run really slow.

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    10 things you should never say at FORT!

    1. American Idol is all a conspiracy against Diana DeGarmo.
    2. God, I hate reality shows.
    3. I hope the server will run really slow.
    4. John sucks

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    10 things you should never say at FORT!

    1. American Idol is all a conspiracy against Diana DeGarmo.
    2. God, I hate reality shows.
    3. I hope the server will run really slow.
    4. John sucks
    5. The first ammendment says I can post whatever I want!

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