Ten things you should never say in church.
1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
5. The nun on the left is great in the sack
6. Thought I seen the Deacon at the Bar last night.