Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:
1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*
5. "Aren't you one of the cops that were moonlighting in porn movies?"