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Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:
1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*
5. "Aren't you one of the cops that were moonlighting in porn movies?"
Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:
1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*
5. Ask where is the nearest donut shop.
Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:
1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*
5. "Aren't you one of the cops that were moonlighting in porn movies?"
6. Ask where is the nearest donut shop.
7. "If going 100mph in a 55 mph zone is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:
1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*
5. "Aren't you one of the cops that were moonlighting in porn movies?"
6. Ask where is the nearest donut shop.
7. "If going 100mph in a 55 mph zone is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
8. "Can I turn on the siren in the patrol car?"
Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:
1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*
5. "Aren't you one of the cops that were moonlighting in porn movies?"
6. Ask where is the nearest donut shop.
7. "If going 100mph in a 55 mph zone is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
8. "Can I turn on the siren in the patrol car?"
9. "Can I see your handcuffs? I've always wanted to play around with those things."
Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:
1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*
5. "Aren't you one of the cops that were moonlighting in porn movies?"
6. Ask where is the nearest donut shop.
7. "If going 100mph in a 55 mph zone is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"
8. "Can I turn on the siren in the patrol car?"
9. "Can I see your handcuffs? I've always wanted to play around with those things."
10. My name is thelma, this is my friend louise
Ten things you should never say in church.
1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
Ten things you should never say in church.
1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
Ten things you should never say in church.
1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing! :rolleyes
Ten things you should never say in church.
1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
Ten things you should never say in church.
1. Who is that man and what is he doing with that naked boy?
2. The Pastors wife looks just like a woman I saw in porn movie last week
3. God, these sermons are so long-not to mention bor-ing!
4. No thanks, Father, no communion wine for me this morning...I'm too hungover from last night.
5. The nun on the left is great in the sack