10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket
1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.
4. Eat grapes.
5. Use the cateloupes from item #1 to flirt with the kid stacking them in the bin.