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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.
    4. Eat grapes.
    5. Use the cateloupes from item #1 to flirt with the kid stacking them in the bin.
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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.
    4. Eat grapes.
    5. Use the cateloupes from item #1 to flirt with the kid stacking them in the bin.
    6. Put a watermelon in your shirt so people think you are pregnant and help you more
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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.
    4. Eat grapes.
    5. Use the cateloupes from item #1 to flirt with the kid stacking them in the bin.
    6. Put a watermelon in your shirt so people think you are pregnant and help you more
    7. Include ridiculously dense potato salad in your salad bar container - it will cost you like $10.00.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.
    4. Eat grapes.
    5. Use the cateloupes from item #1 to flirt with the kid stacking them in the bin.
    6. Put a watermelon in your shirt so people think you are pregnant and help you more
    7. Include ridiculously dense potato salad in your salad bar container - it will cost you like $10.00.
    8. "Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me"
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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket

    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.
    4. Eat grapes.
    5. Use the cateloupes from item #1 to flirt with the kid stacking them in the bin.
    6. Put a watermelon in your shirt so people think you are pregnant and help you more
    7. Include ridiculously dense potato salad in your salad bar container - it will cost you like $10.00.
    8. "Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me"

    9. Squeeze the apples (to check for freshness) until they're bruised.
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10. Try to juggle when you don't know how to.

    [U]Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer[/]
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    Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:

    1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Kaos
    Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer
    1. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?

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    Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:

    1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
    3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
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    ahhhhh much better. The replies were stalling at #1



    Name 10 things you should never say to a police officer:

    1. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    2. Will you hold my beer while I look for my ID?
    3. Isn't there a limit to how fat you guys can get?
    4. Sooo officer *loosen articles of clothing to get out of ticket* I didn't realize I was speeding... *continously wink*

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