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    10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boss' Spouse:

    1. "So, does your husband look down YOUR blouse when you lean over his desk?"
    2. "Your wife gives incredible massages"
    3. "You sleep your way to the top too?"
    4. "Is it true you had your hubby fire the last secretary??"
    5. "I can't stand the guy, how do you put up with him?"
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    10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boss' Spouse:

    1. "So, does your husband look down YOUR blouse when you lean over his desk?"
    2. "Your wife gives incredible massages"
    3. "You sleep your way to the top too?"
    4. "Is it true you had your hubby fire the last secretary??"
    5. "I can't stand the guy, how do you put up with him?"
    6. "Your wife's got fantastic legs"

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    10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boss' Spouse:

    1. "So, does your husband look down YOUR blouse when you lean over his desk?"
    2. "Your wife gives incredible massages"
    3. "You sleep your way to the top too?"
    4. "Is it true you had your hubby fire the last secretary??"
    5. "I can't stand the guy, how do you put up with him?"
    6. "Your wife's got fantastic legs"
    7. "Oh, I didn't know you were invited!"

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    10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boss' Spouse:

    1. "So, does your husband look down YOUR blouse when you lean over his desk?"
    2. "Your wife gives incredible massages"
    3. "You sleep your way to the top too?"
    4. "Is it true you had your hubby fire the last secretary??"
    5. "I can't stand the guy, how do you put up with him?"
    6. "Your wife's got fantastic legs"
    7. "Oh, I didn't know you were invited!"
    8. I can't believe you don't mind him sleeping around.

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    10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boss' Spouse:

    1. "So, does your husband look down YOUR blouse when you lean over his desk?"
    2. "Your wife gives incredible massages"
    3. "You sleep your way to the top too?"
    4. "Is it true you had your hubby fire the last secretary??"
    5. "I can't stand the guy, how do you put up with him?"
    6. "Your wife's got fantastic legs"
    7. "Oh, I didn't know you were invited!"
    8. I can't believe you don't mind him sleeping around.
    9. "Here...he left his silk boxers at my place. Can you return them to him for me?"
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
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    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boss' Spouse:

    1. "So, does your husband look down YOUR blouse when you lean over his desk?"
    2. "Your wife gives incredible massages"
    3. "You sleep your way to the top too?"
    4. "Is it true you had your hubby fire the last secretary??"
    5. "I can't stand the guy, how do you put up with him?"
    6. "Your wife's got fantastic legs"
    7. "Oh, I didn't know you were invited!"
    8. I can't believe you don't mind him sleeping around.
    9. "Here...he left his silk boxers at my place. Can you return them to him for me?"
    10. "For some reason, I thought your name was Amanda. That's who he had me send flowers to last week"

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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket

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    Oops I forgot to start it off...

    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do in the Produce Aisle of the Supermarket


    1. Grab two cantelopes, put them up to your chest, and flirt with other customers.
    2. Take far too long picking out a cucumber.
    3. Compare the Eggplants to your last date.
    4. Eat grapes.

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