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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".

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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".
    4. Insult her cooking
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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".
    4. Insult her cooking
    5. Tell her she needs to clean her house.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".
    4. Insult her cooking
    5. Tell her she needs to clean her house.
    6. Bring your kids

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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".
    4. Insult her cooking
    5. Tell her she needs to clean her house.
    6. Bring your kids
    7. Drive her car to the store.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".
    4. Insult her cooking
    5. Tell her she needs to clean her house.
    6. Bring your kids
    7. Drive her car to the store.
    8. Have sex with her.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".
    4. Insult her cooking
    5. Tell her she needs to clean her house.
    6. Bring your kids
    7. Drive her car to the store.
    8. Have sex with her.
    9. Tell her that her son/daughter is a kinky animal in bed and then ask her if they get that from her.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."
    3. Complain about your "ex".
    4. Insult her cooking
    5. Tell her she needs to clean her house.
    6. Bring your kids
    7. Drive her car to the store.
    8. Have sex with her.
    9. Tell her that her son/daughter is a kinky animal in bed and then ask her if they get that from her.
    10. Tell her that now YOU will be the most favorite woman in his life.


    10 Things You Shouldn't Say To Your Best Friend's Wife...

    1. Go make me something to eat!
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    10 things you shouldn't say to a pet owner...

    1. "Oh, you really look like your pet alright!" (Ouch.)

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    10 things you shouldn't say to a pet owner...

    1. "Oh, you really look like your pet alright!" (Ouch.)
    2. Do you feed that thing? (Heh)
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