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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity
    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity
    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real
    4. Ask them to act a scene from a movie 10 years ago
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity
    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real
    4. Ask them to act a scene from a movie 10 years ago
    5. Your breasts look bigger in movies. Have they shrunk ?

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity
    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real
    4. Ask them to act a scene from a movie 10 years ago
    5. Your breasts look bigger in movies. Have they shrunk
    6. Ask them exactly what happens during the air-brushing process
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity
    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real
    4. Ask them to act a scene from a movie 10 years ago
    5. Your breasts look bigger in movies. Have they shrunk
    6. Ask them exactly what happens during the air-brushing process
    7. Go in the face of their kids and start taking pictures

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity

    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real
    4. Ask them to act a scene from a movie 10 years ago
    5. Your breasts look bigger in movies. Have they shrunk
    6. Ask them exactly what happens during the air-brushing process
    7. Go in the face of their kids and start taking pictures
    8. Drool
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity

    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real
    4. Ask them to act a scene from a movie 10 years ago
    5. Your breasts look bigger in movies. Have they shrunk
    6. Ask them exactly what happens during the air-brushing process
    7. Go in the face of their kids and start taking pictures
    8. Tell them you have pirated copies of all their songs/movies.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do/Say when meeting a celebrity

    1. Squeeze her boobs to see if they're real
    2. You seem taller in the movies...
    3. Squeeze his boobs to see if they're real
    4. Ask them to act a scene from a movie 10 years ago
    5. Your breasts look bigger in movies. Have they shrunk
    6. Ask them exactly what happens during the air-brushing process
    7. Go in the face of their kids and start taking pictures
    8. Drool
    9. Tell them you have pirated copies of all their songs/movies.
    10. Ask them if they can help you get in to the movie business and have them refer you to their agent.

    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't do when visiting your mother-in-law to be for the first time

    1. Tell her all about your past boyfriends/girlfriends before her son/daughter.
    2. Brag about your "bedroom greatness."

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