10 things you shouldn't do in health class
1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"
4. Dig ears, nose, mouth, butt or crotch with the tongue depressers before using them
5. Decide to suddenly do the Hiemlich on an unsuspecting classmate
6. When the Teacher starts Teaching, yell 'Eww Gross' on any topic.
7. Ask if CPR stands for "Creating Positive Relationships"
8. Stare at your watch and yell "JUST X MORE MINUTES TO GO" Everytime your minute hand moves.
9. Eat a good amount of garlic before CPR class
10. Decide to do a striptease after the teacher begins to talk about puberty
10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store
1. Touch everything in sight and play with them