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    10 things you shouldn't do in health class

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
    3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"
    4. Dig ears, nose, mouth, butt or crotch with the tongue depressers before using them
    5. Decide to suddenly do the Hiemlich on an unsuspecting classmate
    6. When the Teacher starts Teaching, yell 'Eww Gross' on any topic.
    7. Ask if CPR stands for "Creating Positive Relationships"
    8. Stare at your watch and yell "JUST X MORE MINUTES TO GO" Everytime your minute hand moves.
    9. Eat a good amount of garlic before CPR class
    10. Decide to do a striptease after the teacher begins to talk about puberty

    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".

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    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Let your 3 year olds run loose

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Let your 3 year olds run loose
    5. Say "This piece of crap is worth $10000?!"

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Let your 3 year olds run loose
    5. Say "This piece of crap is worth $10000?!"
    6. Embarass yourself by pretending to know the facts about the history of a Ming vase but getting it wrong in front of the expert

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dex
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Let your 3 year olds run loose
    5. Say "This piece of crap is worth $10000?!"
    6. Embarass yourself by pretending to know the facts about the history of a Ming vase but getting it wrong in front of the expert
    7. bring your dog, cat, spouse or anything that might knock something loose.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Let your 3 year olds run loose
    5. Say "This piece of crap is worth $10000?!"
    6. Embarass yourself by pretending to know the facts about the history of a Ming vase but getting it wrong in front of the expert
    7. bring your dog, cat, spouse or anything that might knock something loose.
    8. Say "This stuff is cheaper at Wal-Mart".

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Let your 3 year olds run loose
    5. Say "This piece of crap is worth $10000?!"
    6. Embarass yourself by pretending to know the facts about the history of a Ming vase but getting it wrong in front of the expert
    7. bring your dog, cat, spouse or anything that might knock something loose.
    8. Say "This stuff is cheaper at Wal-Mart".
    9. Say "Ooh! I have 10 of those at home and they're all nicer than these!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by haejin11377
    10 Things You Shouldn't Do In an Antiques Store

    1. Touch everything in sight and play with them
    2. Knock into a shelf, which, in turn, knocks down and breaks all the valuables in the store. When asked about it, simply reply "Oops".
    3. steal stuff.
    4. Let your 3 year olds run loose
    5. Say "This piece of crap is worth $10000?!"
    6. Embarass yourself by pretending to know the facts about the history of a Ming vase but getting it wrong in front of the expert
    7. bring your dog, cat, spouse or anything that might knock something loose.
    8. Say "This stuff is cheaper at Wal-Mart".
    9. Say "Ooh! I have 10 of those at home and they're all nicer than these!"
    10. Complain about how ricketty this piece is.


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