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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice

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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice
    4. Puke on the Doctor.

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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice
    4. Puke on the Doctor.
    5. Offer the admitting nurse sexual favours in return for going to the front of the line to see a doctor.
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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice
    4. Puke on the Doctor.
    5. Offer the admitting nurse sexual favours in return for going to the front of the line to see a doctor.
    6. Yell, "Don't take off all my clothes!"
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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice
    4. Puke on the Doctor.
    5. Offer the admitting nurse sexual favours in return for going to the front of the line to see a doctor.
    6. Yell, "Don't take off all my clothes!"
    7. Tell them you are in a hurry(they will take forever!).

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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice
    4. Puke on the Doctor.
    5. Offer the admitting nurse sexual favours in return for going to the front of the line to see a doctor.
    6. Yell, "Don't take off all my clothes!"
    7. Tell them you are in a hurry(they will take forever!).
    8. PLay Dead

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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice
    4. Puke on the Doctor.
    5. Offer the admitting nurse sexual favours in return for going to the front of the line to see a doctor.
    6. Yell, "Don't take off all my clothes!"
    7. Tell them you are in a hurry(they will take forever!).
    8. PLay Dead
    9. Start your own I.V.

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    Name 10 things you should never do in an Emergency room.

    1. Tell everybody you have SARS
    2. Tell everyone you have AIDS
    3. Threaten to sue for malpractice
    4. Puke on the Doctor.
    5. Offer the admitting nurse sexual favours in return for going to the front of the line to see a doctor.
    6. Yell, "Don't take off all my clothes!"
    7. Tell them you are in a hurry(they will take forever!).
    8. PLay Dead
    9. Start your own I.V.
    10. Cuss at the person who is starting your IV (I'm sorry, m'aam. I'm suddenly having a really hard time finding a vein)

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    1) Sardines and smoked oysters
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    Ten Lunches You Should Never Take To Work
    1) Sardines and smoked oysters
    2) Caviar(sp?)

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    Ten Lunches You Should Never Take To Work
    1) Sardines and smoked oysters
    2) Caviar
    3) Your neighbour

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