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    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?
    3. Could I get some fries with that?
    4. Is this Disneyworld?
    5. Thank you sir, may I have another
    6. Smile. you're on camera.
    7. Say "cheese"-Hey! Say "cheese", in America we say "cheese".
    8. Do I get to see Halle Berry naked like in the "Gothika" ?
    9. Could I please pet your dog?
    10. Look at it this way, your famous now

    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral

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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom

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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    You select the person you want to be with, and then you let that person have the opportunity to select you. -Shayla

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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    4. on TV, minutes before the girl you're proposing to wins a million bucks
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    4. on TV, minutes before the girl you're proposing to wins a million bucks
    5. At a Strip Club

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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    4. on TV, minutes before the girl you're proposing to wins a million bucks
    5. At a Strip Club
    6. At halftime-and then continue seeing the rest of the game!
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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    4. on TV, minutes before the girl you're proposing to wins a million bucks
    5. At a Strip Club
    6. At halftime-and then continue seeing the rest of the game!
    7. At a VD clinic

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    Posts: 471 10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    4. on TV, minutes before the girl you're proposing to wins a million bucks
    5. At a Strip Club
    6. At halftime-and then continue seeing the rest of the game!
    7. At a VD clinic
    8. At your wedding (to someone else)

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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    4. on TV, minutes before the girl you're proposing to wins a million bucks
    5. At a Strip Club
    6. At halftime-and then continue seeing the rest of the game!
    7. At a VD clinic
    8. At your wedding (to someone else)
    9. In a jail cell :-) ha ha

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    10 Places You Shouldn't Propose

    1. A funeral
    2. bathroom
    3. under the table
    4. on TV, minutes before the girl you're proposing to wins a million bucks
    5. At a Strip Club
    6. At halftime-and then continue seeing the rest of the game!
    7. At a VD clinic
    8. At your wedding (to someone else)
    9. In a jail cell :-) ha ha
    10. On the FORT!

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