Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison
1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
2. Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?
3. Could I get some fries with that?
4. Is this Disneyworld?
5. Thank you sir, may I have another
6. Smile. you're on camera.
7. Say "cheese"-Hey! Say "cheese", in America we say "cheese".
8. Do I get to see Halle Berry naked like in the "Gothika" ?
9. Could I please pet your dog?
10. Look at it this way, your famous now
10 Places You Shouldn't Propose
1. A funeral