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  1. 05-12-2004, 11:48 AM #1401
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say When Breaking Up With Your SO

    1. It's not you, it's me. (UGH! Who hasn't heard that?)
    2. Let's be friends
    3. Your sex was real bad.
    4. I'm really gonna miss cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush.
    5. Yes, there is someone else, and they are not your gender either
    6. I make more money now, so I don't need yours.
    7. You see the thing is, you just 'couldn't keep up'
    8. I want to take a "break".
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say When Breaking Up With Your SO

    1. It's not you, it's me. (UGH! Who hasn't heard that?)
    2. Let's be friends
    3. Your sex was real bad.
    4. I'm really gonna miss cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush.
    5. Yes, there is someone else, and they are not your gender either
    6. I make more money now, so I don't need yours.
    7. You see the thing is, you just 'couldn't keep up'
    8. I want to take a "break".
    9. All of our friends agreed that it would be the best that we just end it.
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    10 Things You Shouldn't Say When Breaking Up With Your SO

    1. It's not you, it's me. (UGH! Who hasn't heard that?)
    2. Let's be friends
    3. Your sex was real bad.
    4. I'm really gonna miss cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush.
    5. Yes, there is someone else, and they are not your gender either
    6. I make more money now, so I don't need yours.
    7. You see the thing is, you just 'couldn't keep up'
    8. I want to take a "break".
    9. All of our friends agreed that it would be the best that we just end it
    10. It wasn't that the sex was bad, but your brother was better.

    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison
    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation
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    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. "Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?"
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    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. "Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?"
    3. Could I get some fries with that?
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    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. "Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?"
    3. Could I get some fries with that?
    4. Is this Disneyworld?
    5. "Thank you sir, may I have another"
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    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. "Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?"
    3. Could I get some fries with that?
    4. Is this Disneyworld?
    5. "Thank you sir, may I have another"
    6. Smile. you're on camera.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unexplained
    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. "Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?"
    3. Could I get some fries with that?
    4. Is this Disneyworld?
    5. "Thank you sir, may I have another"
    6. Smile. you're on camera.
    7. Say "cheese"-Hey! Say "cheese", in America we say "cheese".
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    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?
    3. Could I get some fries with that?
    4. Is this Disneyworld?
    5. Thank you sir, may I have another
    6. Smile. you're on camera.
    7. Say "cheese"-Hey! Say "cheese", in America we say "cheese".
    8. Do I get to see Halle Berry naked like in the "Gothika" ?
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    Ten things you shouldn't say to Jailers at Abu Ghraib Prison

    1. Hey, you're not Florence Henderson.....
    2. Gee.. I have this camera with 36 exposure film, whatcha think we should do with it?
    3. Could I get some fries with that?
    4. Is this Disneyworld?
    5. Thank you sir, may I have another
    6. Smile. you're on camera.
    7. Say "cheese"-Hey! Say "cheese", in America we say "cheese".
    8. Do I get to see Halle Berry naked like in the "Gothika" ?
    9. Could I please pet your dog?
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