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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?
    4. Can we bring in some professionals to help demonstrate? We need some hands-on work...
    5. What can I do to bring up my grade?
    6. "I don't get it"
    7. I didn't see that, please do it again.
    8. Can we watch tapes? Please?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?
    4. Can we bring in some professionals to help demonstrate? We need some hands-on work...
    5. What can I do to bring up my grade?
    6. "I don't get it"
    7. I didn't see that, please do it again.
    8. Can we watch tapes? Please?
    9. "Hey, Bob, can your Mom help me with my homework?"

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?
    4. Can we bring in some professionals to help demonstrate? We need some hands-on work...
    5. What can I do to bring up my grade?
    6. "I don't get it"
    7. I didn't see that, please do it again.
    8. Can we watch tapes? Please?
    9. "Hey, Bob, can your Mom help me with my homework?"
    10. Can someone give me a visual? Written text or sounds aren't explicit enough...

    10 Things you should never do in Health class.

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on

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    10 Things you should never do in Health class.

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.

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    10 Things you should never do in Health class.

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
    3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"

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    10 Things you should never do in Health class.

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
    3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"
    4. Dig ears, nose, mouth, butt or crotch with the tongue depressers before using them
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Senrik! EW

    10 Things you should never do in Health class.

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
    3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"
    4. Dig ears, nose, mouth, butt or crotch with the tongue depressers before using them
    5. Decide to suddenly do the Hiemlich on an unsuspecting classmate

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkieparrot
    Senrik! EW

    10 Things you should never do in Health class.

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
    3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"
    4. Dig ears, nose, mouth, butt or crotch with the tongue depressers before using them
    5. Decide to suddenly do the Hiemlich on an unsuspecting classmate
    6. When the Teacher starts Teaching, yell 'Eww Gross' on any topic.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
    3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"
    4. Dig ears, nose, mouth, butt or crotch with the tongue depressers before using them
    5. Decide to suddenly do the Hiemlich on an unsuspecting classmate
    6. When the Teacher starts Teaching, yell 'Eww Gross' on any topic.
    7. Ask if CPR stands for "Creating Positive Relationships"
    8. Stare at your watch and yell "JUST X MORE MINUTES TO GO" Everytime your minute hand moves.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in health class

    1. Tongue the person/thing you have to practice CPR on
    2. Play doctor, steal a defibrilator, and use it on an unsuspecting partner.
    3. When doing an activity that involves practicing someone recover from a gunshot wound, wave around a fake gun and yell "WHO WANTS TO DIE???"
    4. Dig ears, nose, mouth, butt or crotch with the tongue depressers before using them
    5. Decide to suddenly do the Hiemlich on an unsuspecting classmate
    6. When the Teacher starts Teaching, yell 'Eww Gross' on any topic.
    7. Ask if CPR stands for "Creating Positive Relationships"
    8. Stare at your watch and yell "JUST X MORE MINUTES TO GO" Everytime your minute hand moves.
    9. Eat a good amount of garlic before CPR class

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