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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian
    4. Move the books around at random.
    5. Drop a heavy book onto the floor on purpose just to break the silence.
    6. Yawn loudly
    7. Make out in the childrens section
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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian
    4. Move the books around at random.
    5. Drop a heavy book onto the floor on purpose just to break the silence.
    6. Yawn loudly.
    7. replace their screensaver and backround with naked pictures.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian
    4. Move the books around at random.
    5. Drop a heavy book onto the floor on purpose just to break the silence.
    6. Yawn loudly
    7. Make out in the childrens section
    8. Surf for Pr0n on the public terminals.
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian
    4. Move the books around at random.
    5. Drop a heavy book onto the floor on purpose just to break the silence.
    6. Yawn loudly
    7. Make out in the childrens section
    8. Surf for Pr0n on the public terminals.
    9. Ask the librarian to explain the Dewey decimal system.
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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian
    4. Move the books around at random.
    5. Drop a heavy book onto the floor on purpose just to break the silence.
    6. Yawn loudly
    7. Make out in the childrens section
    8. Surf for Pr0n on the public terminals.
    9. Ask the librarian to explain the Dewey decimal system.
    10. Hide adult material on the children section's shelves

    10 things you shouldn't do/say at a highschool reunion
    1. Gosh I thought you were going to get your teeth fixed!
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    10 things you shouldn't do/say at a highschool reunion
    1. Gosh I thought you were going to get your teeth fixed!
    2. "What Happened? You got hit by a truck or something?"
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say at a highschool reunion
    1. Gosh I thought you were going to get your teeth fixed!
    2. "What Happened? You got hit by a truck or something?"
    3. Still got the grade 8 boobs huh?

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say at a highschool reunion
    1. Gosh I thought you were going to get your teeth fixed!
    2. "What Happened? You got hit by a truck or something?"
    3. Still got the grade 8 boobs huh?
    4. Pronounce "So, everyone on the same page that I turned out the best?"

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say at a highschool reunion
    1. Gosh I thought you were going to get your teeth fixed!
    2. "What Happened? You got hit by a truck or something?"
    3. Still got the grade 8 boobs huh?
    4. Pronounce "So, everyone on the same page that I turned out the best?"
    5. 'Dennis', eh, Weren't you 'Denise' in Highschool?
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you shouldn't do/say at a highschool reunion
    1. Gosh I thought you were going to get your teeth fixed!
    2. "What Happened? You got hit by a truck or something?"
    3. Still got the grade 8 boobs huh?
    4. Pronounce "So, everyone on the same page that I turned out the best?"
    5. 'Dennis', eh, Weren't you 'Denise' in Highschool?
    6. "Uh, I don't recognize you".
    "Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." - Jon Bon Jovi

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