10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:
1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
3. Try to flirt with the librarian
4. Move the books around at random.
5. Drop a heavy book onto the floor on purpose just to break the silence.
6. Yawn loudly
7. Make out in the childrens section