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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.
    3. Strip-tease your boss
    4. Imitate the actors seen in the "Kit Kat" commercials.

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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.
    3. Strip-tease your boss
    4. Imitate the actors seen in the "Kit Kat" commercials.
    5. Get drunk and start shredding important papers.

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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.
    3. Strip-tease your boss
    4. Imitate the actors seen in the "Kit Kat" commercials.
    5. Get drunk and start shredding important papers.
    6. Salvage any leftover food for tomorrow's breakfast.
    7. Get drunk and blurt out that you were sleeping with the boss.
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.
    3. Strip-tease your boss
    4. Imitate the actors seen in the "Kit Kat" commercials.
    5. Get drunk and start shredding important papers.
    6. Salvage any leftover food for tomorrow's breakfast.
    7. Get drunk and blurt out that you were sleeping with the boss.
    8. After getting drunk......make photocopies of your bum and give them away as door prizes.

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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.
    3. Strip-tease your boss
    4. Imitate the actors seen in the "Kit Kat" commercials.
    5. Get drunk and start shredding important papers.
    6. Salvage any leftover food for tomorrow's breakfast.
    7. Get drunk and blurt out that you were sleeping with the boss.
    8. After getting drunk......make photocopies of your bum and give them away as door prizes.
    9. Barf from getting drunk
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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.
    3. Strip-tease your boss
    4. Imitate the actors seen in the "Kit Kat" commercials.
    5. Get drunk and start shredding important papers.
    6. Salvage any leftover food for tomorrow's breakfast.
    7. Get drunk and blurt out that you were sleeping with the boss.
    8. After getting drunk......make photocopies of your bum and give them away as door prizes.
    9. Barf from getting drunk
    10. Bringing a dozen of your special recipe of brownies


    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...

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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"

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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian

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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian
    4. Move the books around at random.

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    10 Things You Should Never Do At A Public Library:

    1. Dang! Why is it soooo quiet here...
    2. Break into song: "Marion the Librarian"
    3. Try to flirt with the librarian
    4. Move the books around at random.
    5. Drop a heavy book onto the floor on purpose just to break the silence.
    6. Yawn loudly.
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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