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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center

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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center
    4. Ask 'Why'?
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center
    4. Ask 'Why'?
    5. have a contest with your younger brother to see who can pinch the hardest (not that I ever did such a thing s)
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center
    4. Ask 'Why'?
    5. have a contest with your younger brother to see who can pinch the hardest (not that I ever did such a thing s)
    6. Scream out Satan Lives !
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center
    4. Ask 'Why'?
    5. have a contest with your younger brother to see who can pinch the hardest (not that I ever did such a thing s)
    6. Scream out Satan Lives !
    7. put grocery coupons in the donation basket
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center
    4. Ask 'Why'?
    5. have a contest with your younger brother to see who can pinch the hardest (not that I ever did such a thing s)
    6. Scream out Satan Lives !
    7. put grocery coupons in the donation basket
    8. Slip on your walkman when the pastor is speaking during service...

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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center
    4. Ask 'Why'?
    5. have a contest with your younger brother to see who can pinch the hardest (not that I ever did such a thing s)
    6. Scream out Satan Lives !
    7. put grocery coupons in the donation basket
    8. Slip on your walkman when the pastor is speaking during service...
    9. Ask your neighbor if they have sinned lately?

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    10 things you should never do in church.
    1. snore really loud.
    2. Ask if the communion wine is from a box
    3. Play Strip Poker front and center
    4. Ask 'Why'?
    5. have a contest with your younger brother to see who can pinch the hardest (not that I ever did such a thing s)
    6. Scream out Satan Lives !
    7. put grocery coupons in the donation basket
    8. Slip on your walkman when the pastor is speaking during service...
    9. Ask your neighbor if they have sinned lately?
    10. toss your cigarette butt in the holy water


    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.

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    10 things you should never do at an office party:

    1. bring in that leftover penis-shaped cake from your best friend's bridal shower.
    2. Get real drunk and start cursing your boss.
    3. Strip-tease your boss

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