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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    Eldee,One of my wedding guests actually Did do that!
    2. Get into a fist fight.

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?"

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?
    5. Request to the DJ Do You Have The Macarena ?

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?
    5. Say to the bride" I wonder how his first wife died? It has always been such a mystery".
    remember hoofbeats are the heartbeats of life.

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?
    5. Say to the bride" I wonder how his first wife died? It has always been such a mystery".
    6. Pick a gift

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?
    5. Say to the bride" I wonder how his first wife died? It has always been such a mystery".
    6. Pick a gift
    7. Get drunk and puke on the bride's dress.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?
    5. Say to the bride" I wonder how his first wife died? It has always been such a mystery".
    6. Pick a gift
    7. Get drunk and puke on the bride's dress.
    8. Invoke the 'king's perogative' and sample the wares.... either of them.
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    Adds in my reply that got ignored AGAIN

    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?
    5. Say to the bride" I wonder how his first wife died? It has always been such a mystery".
    6. Pick a gift
    7. Get drunk and puke on the bride's dress.
    8. Invoke the 'king's perogative' and sample the wares.... either of them.
    9. Ask the DJ Do You Have The Macarena...

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    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).
    2. Get into a fist fight.
    3. Say "That gown better be a light brown, cause you remember that night in the restaurant last week?">>>OUCH!
    4. Is the ink on my divorce papers dry yet?
    5. Say to the bride" I wonder how his first wife died? It has always been such a mystery".
    6. Pick a gift
    7. Get drunk and puke on the bride's dress.
    8. Invoke the 'king's perogative' and sample the wares.... either of them.
    9. Ask the DJ Do You Have The Macarena...
    10. Wink at the maid of honour when exchanging vows

    10 things you shouldn't do at the supermarket
    1. Pick the can right at the bottom of the pyramid arrangement
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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