10 things you shouldn't say to God
1. "I see dead people"
2. So...How's Lucifer?
3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)
5. So what did you think of "Passion of The Christ"
6. Did you committ adultery to create Jesus?
7. What? But I brought these character references!
8. HOw'd I end up here? After all that I've done... wait...NVM... no complaints
9. No seriously, how many licks does it take to get to the middle?
10. Can you do that whole parting of the sea thing again? it's pretty cool...