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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
    4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)
    5. So what did you think of "Passion of The Christ"
    6. Did you committ adultery to create Jesus?
    7. What? But I brought these character references!
    8. HOw'd I end up here? After all that I've done... wait...NVM... no complaints
    9. No seriously, how many licks does it take to get to the middle?
    10. Can you do that whole parting of the sea thing again? it's pretty cool...

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    awright I got beaten w/ #10 sooooo I am bringing back this one


    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?

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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?
    4. Dang... now that he's dead, who's gonna pay me the 20 bucks he owed me??
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?
    4. Dang... now that he's dead, who's gonna pay me the 20 bucks he owed me??
    5. "Can we speed this up, Jeff Probst is going to be on Ellen at 2."
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?
    4. Dang... now that he's dead, who's gonna pay me the 20 bucks he owed me??
    5. "Can we speed this up, Jeff Probst is going to be on Ellen at 2."
    6. He/she would do anything for attention
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?
    4. Dang... now that he's dead, who's gonna pay me the 20 bucks he owed me??
    5. "Can we speed this up, Jeff Probst is going to be on Ellen at 2."
    6. He/she would do anything for attention
    7. Share you fetish of doing it w/ dead people...

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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?
    4. Dang... now that he's dead, who's gonna pay me the 20 bucks he owed me??
    5. "Can we speed this up, Jeff Probst is going to be on Ellen at 2."
    6. He/she would do anything for attention
    7. Share you fetish of doing it w/ dead people
    8. Is that his mistress over there?... No, the one in the heels and red dress.

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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?
    4. Dang... now that he's dead, who's gonna pay me the 20 bucks he owed me??
    5. "Can we speed this up, Jeff Probst is going to be on Ellen at 2."
    6. He/she would do anything for attention
    7. Share you fetish of doing it w/ dead people
    8. Is that his mistress over there?... No, the one in the heels and red dress.
    9. You all know that creamation is a hell of a lot cheaper,don't you?

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    10 things you would never say at a wake.
    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
    2. Ask if Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited is in their play list of backround music
    3. So, what are you gonna spend all the inheritance on?
    4. Dang... now that he's dead, who's gonna pay me the 20 bucks he owed me??
    5. "Can we speed this up, Jeff Probst is going to be on Ellen at 2."
    6. He/she would do anything for attention
    7. Share you fetish of doing it w/ dead people
    8. Is that his mistress over there?... No, the one in the heels and red dress.
    9. You all know that creamation is a hell of a lot cheaper,don't you?
    10. Did anyone remember to go through his pockets?

    10 things not to do at a wedding/wedding reception

    1. French kiss the bridge or groom (unless you're the one marrying that person ).

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