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  1. #1311
    masashi
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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.
    4. 'Hey, aren't you the same guy who judged my previous sexual harressment case?'
    5. 'You wearing anything under that?'
    6. It's people like you that make me evade my taxes.
    7. Hey, Didn't I do a lap dance for you the other night at the bar? Thanks for that Big tip.
    8. Quote a scene from "And Justice For All" that starred Al Pacino, Ya Know the "You're Outta Order" scene
    9. My Name is Gotti, John Gotti. Badabing, badaboom. Your name is????
    10. You better gimme some slack I got "friends" out there

    ok..

    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"

  2. #1312
    Clipse
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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?

  3. #1313
    shellshocked
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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?

    it wasn't rudness, I'm so sorry, it was a mistake. I'm a bit new to posting, sorry if i offended anyone. obviously i DID offend BorderEevil2, sorry for being rude. I hope I did this right this time.

  4. #1314
    senrik
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    [QUOTE=shellshocked]10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
    4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)

  5. #1315
    BorderEevil2
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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
    4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)
    5. So what did you think of "Passion of The Christ"

  6. #1316
    BorderEevil2
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    Quote Originally Posted by shellshocked

    it wasn't rudness, I'm so sorry, it was a mistake. I'm a bit new to posting, sorry if i offended anyone. obviously i DID offend BorderEevil2, sorry for being rude. I hope I did this right this time.

    No I wasnt offended but I have see similar stuff that happen on these boards now and then...
    I think your topic should have followed the Judge Topic but ventured into a new one....

  7. #1317
    senrik
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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
    4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)
    5. So what did you think of "Passion of The Christ"
    6. Did you committ adultery to create Jesus?

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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
    4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)
    5. So what did you think of "Passion of The Christ"
    6. Did you committ adultery to create Jesus?
    7. What? But I brought these character references!

  9. #1319
    masashi
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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
    4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)
    5. So what did you think of "Passion of The Christ"
    6. Did you committ adultery to create Jesus?
    7. What? But I brought these character references!
    8. HOw'd I end up here? After all that I've done... wait...NVM... no complaints

  10. #1320
    Clipse
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    10 things you shouldn't say to God

    1. "I see dead people"
    2. So...How's Lucifer?
    3. Didn't I just see your son hanging around down below?
    4. OK, Go potty.... (for those who mistake GOD with DOG)
    5. So what did you think of "Passion of The Christ"
    6. Did you committ adultery to create Jesus?
    7. What? But I brought these character references!
    8. HOw'd I end up here? After all that I've done... wait...NVM... no complaints
    9. No seriously, how many licks does it take to get to the middle?

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