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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors

    5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
    6. Throw toilet paper wads at the next stall.
    7. Placing your behind directly on the seat. I ALWAYS cover it with TP in 3 directions...
    8. Yell "WHO Cut The Cheese"
    9. Stuff a wad of pads down the toilet
    10. Ask if anyone has seen Mr. Hanky...

    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe.

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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.

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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.
    4. 'Hey, aren't you the same guy who judged my previous sexual harressment case?'
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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.
    4. 'Hey, aren't you the same guy who judged my previous sexual harressment case?'
    5. 'You wearing anything under that?'
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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.
    4. 'Hey, aren't you the same guy who judged my previous sexual harressment case?'
    5. 'You wearing anything under that?'
    6. It's people like you that make me evade my taxes.
    "Just kiss my toes and I'll be happy." - Dex

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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.
    4. 'Hey, aren't you the same guy who judged my previous sexual harressment case?'
    5. 'You wearing anything under that?'
    6. It's people like you that make me evade my taxes.
    7. Hey, Didn't I do a lap dance for you the other night at the bar? Thanks for that Big tip.

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    0 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors

    5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
    6. Throw toilet paper wads at the next stall.
    7. Placing your behind directly on the seat. I ALWAYS cover it with TP in 3 directions...
    8. Yell "WHO Cut The Cheese"
    9. Stuff a wad of pads down the toilet
    10. peek under the stall.

    okay

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    1. whoa, he looks better then the last time I saw him alive.
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    hmmmmm thats kinda rude jumping over the current topic which I am gonna finish in repsect for the topic starter...


    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.
    4. 'Hey, aren't you the same guy who judged my previous sexual harressment case?'
    5. 'You wearing anything under that?'
    6. It's people like you that make me evade my taxes.
    7. Hey, Didn't I do a lap dance for you the other night at the bar? Thanks for that Big tip.
    8. Quote a scene from "And Justice For All" that starred Al Pacino, Ya Know the "You're Outta Order" scene

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    10 Things you should never say to a judge.

    1. You look pretty sexy in that robe
    2. Pssssst...I'll slip you a couple of Benjamins if you dismiss this case.
    3. If you put me in prison, you'll regret it.
    4. 'Hey, aren't you the same guy who judged my previous sexual harressment case?'
    5. 'You wearing anything under that?'
    6. It's people like you that make me evade my taxes.
    7. Hey, Didn't I do a lap dance for you the other night at the bar? Thanks for that Big tip.
    8. Quote a scene from "And Justice For All" that starred Al Pacino, Ya Know the "You're Outta Order" scene
    9. My Name is Gotti, John Gotti. Badabing, badaboom. Your name is????
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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