10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall
1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
2. Talk to yourself.
3. The "nasty". (shudder)
You mean banging american style
4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors
5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
6. Throw toilet paper wads at the next stall.
7. Placing your behind directly on the seat. I ALWAYS cover it with TP in 3 directions...
8. Yell "WHO Cut The Cheese"
9. Stuff a wad of pads down the toilet
10. Ask if anyone has seen Mr. Hanky...
10 Things you should never say to a judge.
1. You look pretty sexy in that robe.