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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.

    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...
    3. If the police is looking for me, do you mind telling them that i'm on vacation?
    4. If you'd like to have some tomatoes from my garden, help yourself. (Yes, they WILL take every one of 'em!)
    5. Since you never use your garage, can I keep some stolen goods there?
    6. could you slow down while driving on this street? I was hoping to get a shot to throw my wife in front of your car, but you'er going to fast!
    7. Wow! Your daughter is HOT!
    8. Wow, your wife is hot !!
    9. Wow, your husband is hot! And your kids have soccer practice which days and times?
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.

    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...
    3. If the police is looking for me, do you mind telling them that i'm on vacation?
    4. If you'd like to have some tomatoes from my garden, help yourself. (Yes, they WILL take every one of 'em!)
    5. Since you never use your garage, can I keep some stolen goods there?
    6. could you slow down while driving on this street? I was hoping to get a shot to throw my wife in front of your car, but you'er going to fast!
    7. Wow! Your daughter is HOT!
    8. Wow, your wife is hot !!
    9. Wow, your husband is hot! And your kids have soccer practice which days and times?
    10. I have issues...

    ok..

    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors
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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors
    5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
    Bollocks to your pompous hiney! -makerc

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors

    5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
    6. Throw toilet paper wads at the next stall.

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors

    5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
    6. Throw toilet paper wads at the next stall.
    7. Placing your behind directly on the seat. I ALWAYS cover it with TP in 3 directions...

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors

    5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
    6. Throw toilet paper wads at the next stall.
    7. Placing your behind directly on the seat. I ALWAYS cover it with TP in 3 directions...
    8. Yell "WHO Cut The Cheese"

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    10 things you shouldn't do in a bathroom stall

    1. OMMMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
    2. Talk to yourself.
    3. The "nasty". (shudder)

    You mean banging american style

    4. Try to be friendly and chatty with your nextdoor neighbors

    5. Call the number on the bathroom stall wall which promises 'special' service.
    6. Throw toilet paper wads at the next stall.
    7. Placing your behind directly on the seat. I ALWAYS cover it with TP in 3 directions...
    8. Yell "WHO Cut The Cheese"
    9. Stuff a wad of pads down the toilet
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