Things you should never say to your neighbor.
1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...
3. If the police is looking for me, do you mind telling them that i'm on vacation?
4. If you'd like to have some tomatoes from my garden, help yourself. (Yes, they WILL take every one of 'em!)
5. Since you never use your garage, can I keep some stolen goods there?
6. could you slow down while driving on this street? I was hoping to get a shot to throw my wife in front of your car, but you'er going to fast!
7. Wow! Your daughter is HOT!
8. Wow, your wife is hot !!
9. Wow, your husband is hot! And your kids have soccer practice which days and times?