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    10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop

    1. Tell him he's being punk'd
    2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
    3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"
    4. Tell him the blood and hair is from a deer when he hasn't even checked out the car.
    5. Ask if him if he hears a doughnut calling his name!
    6. When he asks for your liscence, don't answer "Yeah man, its right back there, screwed onto the bumper man."
    I can hear someone who either has been "smoking" or with an attitude saying that.
    7. Oh, the car freshener is that new weed scent.
    8. Tell him, "How YOU doin'?" or "Is it hot in here or is it just you officer?"

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop

    1. Tell him he's being punk'd
    2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
    3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"
    4. Tell him the blood and hair is from a deer when he hasn't even checked out the car.
    5. Ask if him if he hears a doughnut calling his name!
    6. When he asks for your liscence, don't answer "Yeah man, its right back there, screwed onto the bumper man."
    I can hear someone who either has been "smoking" or with an attitude saying that.
    7. Oh, the car freshener is that new weed scent.
    8. Tell him, "How YOU doin'?" or "Is it hot in here or is it just you officer?"
    Oh, SilverStar!
    9. Tell him his last name is familiar and you know where his family lives.

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    10 things you shouldn't do when you've been pulled over by a traffic cop

    1. Tell him he's being punk'd
    2. Tell him you've been at a party drinking all night
    3. Say "Um, you don't have to look in the trunk, right? I mean, you have to have a warrent or something to do that, right?"
    4. Tell him the blood and hair is from a deer when he hasn't even checked out the car.
    5. Ask if him if he hears a doughnut calling his name!
    6. When he asks for your liscence, don't answer "Yeah man, its right back there, screwed onto the bumper man."
    I can hear someone who either has been "smoking" or with an attitude saying that.
    7. Oh, the car freshener is that new weed scent.
    8. Tell him, "How YOU doin'?" or "Is it hot in here or is it just you officer?"
    Oh, SilverStar!
    9. Tell him his last name is familiar and you know where his family lives.
    10. Say "Officer, I swear I didn't hide the drugs under the car. Honest."

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    >>They weren't before but, now...
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?
    4. Can we bring in some professionals to help demonstrate? We need some hands-on work...

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?
    4. Can we bring in some professionals to help demonstrate? We need some hands-on work...
    5. What can I do to bring up my grade?

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?
    4. Can we bring in some professionals to help demonstrate? We need some hands-on work...
    5. What can I do to bring up my grade?
    6. "I don't get it"

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    10 Things you shouldn't say during a Sex-Ed class

    1. Can we have practice in class before we get the homework?
    2. "My dog ate my homework" (double etendres are racing through all of your minds right now!)
    3. Will you give me after school help, Mrs. Robinson?
    4. Can we bring in some professionals to help demonstrate? We need some hands-on work...
    5. What can I do to bring up my grade?
    6. "I don't get it"
    7. I didn't see that, please do it again.

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