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    Ten cheesy pick-up lines you should never use.

    1.I lost my house keys,can I use yours?
    2. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
    3. Your legs must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day
    4. Of course I'll call you!
    5. If you cook breakfast I'd be more then happy so spend the night with you
    6. you know what would look good on you? ME!
    7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. (Something like that)
    8. "God must have spent a little more time on you" -
    9. Hey baby, my Prostate needs you.
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    Ten cheesy pick-up lines you should never use.

    1.I lost my house keys,can I use yours?
    2. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
    3. Your legs must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day
    4. Of course I'll call you!
    5. If you cook breakfast I'd be more then happy so spend the night with you
    6. you know what would look good on you? ME!
    7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. (Something like that)
    8. "God must have spent a little more time on you" -
    9. Hey baby, my Prostate needs you.
    10. You look like the type, come on, your place or mine?

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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.
    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    Last edited by shellshocked; 04-30-2004 at 04:49 AM. Reason: spelling
    remember hoofbeats are the heartbeats of life.

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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.

    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...

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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.

    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...
    3. If the police is looking for me, do you mind telling them that i'm on vacation?

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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.

    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...
    3. If the police is looking for me, do you mind telling them that i'm on vacation?
    4. If you'd like to have some tomatoes from my garden, help yourself. (Yes, they WILL take every one of 'em!)
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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.

    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...
    3. If the police is looking for me, do you mind telling them that i'm on vacation?
    4. If you'd like to have some tomatoes from my garden, help yourself. (Yes, they WILL take every one of 'em!)
    5. Since you never use your garage, can I keep some stolen goods there?

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    6. could you slow down while driving on this street? I was hoping to get a shot to throw my wife in front of your car, but you'er going to fast! cruel
    remember hoofbeats are the heartbeats of life.

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    Things you should never say to your neighbor.

    1. I'm having an all night biker party , would you care to join us?
    2. Could you water our plants when we're gone? ok, the grow op is in the basement...
    3. If the police is looking for me, do you mind telling them that i'm on vacation?
    4. If you'd like to have some tomatoes from my garden, help yourself. (Yes, they WILL take every one of 'em!)
    5. Since you never use your garage, can I keep some stolen goods there?
    6. could you slow down while driving on this street? I was hoping to get a shot to throw my wife in front of your car, but you'er going to fast!
    7. Wow! Your daughter is HOT!

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    8. Wow, your wife is hot !!
    remember hoofbeats are the heartbeats of life.

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