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    things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
    4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?
    5) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
    6.) I hope you are planning on paying.
    7) 'I remember that time when I beat that pesky rape charge...'
    8.) Have you thought about getting brest implants?

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    things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
    4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?
    5) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
    6.) I hope you are planning on paying.
    7) 'I remember that time when I beat that pesky rape charge...'
    8.) Have you thought about getting brest implants?
    9.) Do you think this rash looks serious?
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    things you shouldn't say on a date

    1.) Is it that time of the month again
    2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
    3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
    4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?
    5) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
    6.) I hope you are planning on paying.
    7) 'I remember that time when I beat that pesky rape charge...'
    8.) Have you thought about getting brest implants?
    9.) Do you think this rash looks serious?
    10.) Hold that thought for a second, I think my wife's calling me.


    10 Things You Shouldn't Do on a space shuttle
    "Just kiss my toes and I'll be happy." - Dex

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do on a space shuttle
    1. "Lets see whats behind Door number 2. Yes, its an airlock and you've just been dumped out into space. You Lose"
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do on a space shuttle
    1. "Lets see whats behind Door number 2. Yes, its an airlock and you've just been dumped out into space. You Lose"
    2. Smoke

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    *ignore this post*
    Last edited by Maveno; 04-22-2004 at 07:44 PM. Reason: senrik posted
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do on a space shuttle
    1. "Lets see whats behind Door number 2. Yes, its an airlock and you've just been dumped out into space. You Lose"
    2. Smoke
    3. umm, go out on a date?
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do on a space shuttle

    1. "Lets see whats behind Door number 2. Yes, its an airlock and you've just been dumped out into space. You Lose"
    2. Smoke
    3. umm, go out on a date?
    4. Eat a whole can of refried beans.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveno
    Eat a whole can of refried beans.
    A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself. - Verbal Kint from the movie The Usual Suspects

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    10 Things You Shouldn't Do on a space shuttle

    1. "Lets see whats behind Door number 2. Yes, its an airlock and you've just been dumped out into space. You Lose"
    2. Smoke
    3. umm, go out on a date?
    4. Eat a whole can of refried beans.
    5. Play "Hide the door lock"

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