things you shouldn't say on a date
1.) Is it that time of the month again
2.) Should I buy the condoms now, or wait until date number two?
3.) Cmon baby, my Prostate needs you. (obscure reference http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/foru...ead.php?t=28526)
4.) Shouldn't you consider going on a diet?
5) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
6.) I hope you are planning on paying.
7) 'I remember that time when I beat that pesky rape charge...'
8.) Have you thought about getting brest implants?